After Sunday’s amazing comeback & Monday’s sudden death thriller all on a bad knee, what more can be said about Tiger Woods’ U.S. Open victory?

It appears that SPORTS ILLUSTRATED is having that same problem. And they need your help!

Undoubtedly, the magazine’s next cover story will be Tiger’s wild win over Rocco Mediate at Torrey Pines. But the world’s #1 golfer has graced their covers so many times, it’s not easy for the overworked, underloved editors to keep coming up with such amazing mastheads.

So, Dan Patrick is enlisting all his loyal listeners and rambunctious readers to give SI some headline cover ideas for next week’s issue.

Some suggestions submitted so far:

• “Cructhing Tiger, Reigning Champion”

• “Torrey Story”

• “Wounded Tiger Escapes From Under a Rocc”

• “Tiger Avoids Taking a Knee”

• “Tiger’s Wood: A Torrey Pine”

• “The Kneed For #14”

… and so on.

Think you can come up with something more newsstand-worthy? Email your hilarious headlines to dp@danpatrick.com. If you’re lucky, he might read your submissions on-air - provided you can find his show on your local dial.

What about us? Well, we just guzzled down a delicious bottle of Gatorade Tiger Quiet Storm, hoping the monopotassium phosphates would help get the cogs in our noggin turning. But this is all we could come up with:

• “A Tiger’s Tale: Woods Wobbles To Win”

• “When It Comes to Putts, Tiger’s No Putz”

• “Tiger Pines For U.S. Open Win”

• “Woods Overcomes Torrey-able Start”

• “Mediate Not So Great”

• “Rocco Rolled”

And our current favorite:

• “Holy Sh*t! Tiger Wins Another F**king Tournament!”

Hmmm. Maybe we should have went with Cool Fusion instead.