â€¢ Have corporate sponsors successfully smokescreened the media over Michael Phelps’ marijuana mess?
â€¢ Jim Fassel finally finds himself a football coaching job - if you count the UFL as a stable employer.
â€¢ Golfers & wait staff, beware! Tiger Woods is back & “better than ever“!
â€¢ Wonder where some of your taxpayer money is going? How about toward Santonio Holmes’ new $85,000 Cadillac Escalade?
â€¢ Speaking of the Steelers receiver, did he really get both feet down?
â€¢ Meanwhile, one Pittsburgh fan celebrates his team’s Super Bowl win by committing a little armed robbery.
â€¢ Clinton Portis doesn’t like the Pro Bowl moving from Hawaii to Miami - it’s too dangerous for the players and the public.
â€¢ A Santa Barbara man gets caught doing some auto-stimulation in his auto parked outside a college softball field.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s Roy Williams roof-raising caption contest is…
Cane in Delaware, who hands us a double-dose of delightful hilarity: “Itâ€™s fun to play in the Y-M-C-A, Y-M-C-Aâ€¦â€¦,” and, “Who let Plaxico in here? That’s the last time we schedule Michigan State!”
Thanks for playing - a lot of great entries today. New contest tomorrow!