It doesn’t take long before this disagreement between a Texas fan and an Oklahoma fan on Saturday in line for the women’s restroom erupts into senseless violence, complete with hair pulling and comical slap fighting. I’ve always said it: The Red River Rivalry always gets the most heated in the loo.
Warning: Language in the videos following the jump is extremely NSFW, unless you work in a New Orleans brothel.
Key quote in video No. 1: “Fatties up front!” Then, in video No. 2, all hell breaks loose, as a hapless male bystander tries to restore order. More unrestrained mayhem here than anything that occurred in the game; I’d rather poke Bevo with a sharp stick than get between these girls.
Videos following the jump.
In the third video, a guy who appears to be holding a clarinet dubs the incident “Texas-OU Fight For the Pee.”
And so it shall it be forever remembered.
3:31 pm on October 20th, 2009
looks like they’re all wearing texas gear…
3:39 pm on October 20th, 2009
In the second video, two of the girls are wearing red. But I could be wrong.
4:06 pm on October 20th, 2009
First picture looks like Eli Manning on the right…
5:19 pm on October 20th, 2009
Awesome. If you listen to the very end of Video #1 it sounds like the Texas (”fatty to the front”) girl slaps the Oklahoma (”did you EVE-en goooo to college”) Girl before it goes dark.
5:21 pm on October 20th, 2009
After further review, I loved the Oklahoma Girl’s, “I’m gonna talk sh!t that’s what I’m going to do.” Never in a million years did she think it was going to escalate into her crying and hugging her girlfriend after getting her assssss kicked.
6:01 pm on October 20th, 2009
Why was a guy really talking video of people going in line to use a restroom? Creepy.
6:08 pm on October 20th, 2009
From the looks of these videos, it was a 2nd ugly UT victory over OU on Saturday…
7:03 pm on October 20th, 2009
That skinny girl was all talk. When you talk like that you better put up or STFU. Big girl wanted to fight and the skinny girl wussed out. All talk.
10:26 pm on October 20th, 2009
was that Ben Folds naming the video…?
11:45 pm on October 20th, 2009
Anyone else notice the guy breaking it up copped a feel on both OU trash talkers?
2:22 am on October 21st, 2009
um i know the girl in vid 1 that says fatties to the front…i used to work with her in Norman, shes awesome!
10:57 am on October 21st, 2009
Hey Brandon, you can’t get off that easy. We need more details!
11:09 am on October 21st, 2009
Texas beats OU again
12:10 pm on October 21st, 2009
Where they playing Vanilla Ice in the background of the 3rd video?
12:26 pm on October 21st, 2009
“i’m gonna talk shit…that’s what I’m gonna do…”
Whoops.
1:50 pm on October 21st, 2009
Wow, did the UT girl get both of their hair? Looks like she was wrestling down 2 cows on the farm.
The best part is at 0:30 in vid 2, some guy casually walks behind the girls fighting so he can get to the bathroom down the hall. Stop the fight? No, empty bathroom. Score!
2:21 pm on October 21st, 2009
Steve Phillips would definitely hit that fat girl but in a sexual way of course.
2:26 pm on October 21st, 2009
well texas barley beat OU but that texas girl put a whooping on both of um lol just like OU fans cant back anything up haha GO HORNS
2:28 pm on October 21st, 2009
this ain’t weak ass norman you talk shit down here in texas you better be ready to back that shit up
2:38 pm on October 21st, 2009
think mack better offer her a ship.she has more balls than the whole O line.what a bunch of pussies!!
2:39 pm on October 21st, 2009
But the TEXAS girl, didnt fight. All she did was the equivalent of a guy kicking another guy in the nuts = pull hair.
3:06 pm on October 21st, 2009
Brings new meaning to the term Hook ‘EM! Go Texas! Another Choklahoma defeat!
3:28 pm on October 21st, 2009
Typical shirt fan. Mexican and couldn’t even get into school there if they tried.
3:41 pm on October 21st, 2009
Calm doooaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!! lol!!!
4:07 pm on October 21st, 2009
first off. its called the red river shootout.. not rivalry.. gay..
4:26 pm on October 21st, 2009
I second on the Texas girl having nothing to say when she was asked “Did you even go to Texas?”. The answer would be no but she did go to the buffet a few times it seems.
4:36 pm on October 21st, 2009
U know what they say a dog that barks don’t really bite u gotta watch out for the silent one ……witch in this case that’s chick saying she’s gona talk shit had her ass handed to her lmfao stupid……twice ahahahahahahah so u learn
4:42 pm on October 21st, 2009
It might b a shirt but I bet u VERONICA THAT CHICK WILL WOOP UR ASS ASWELL LMAO BIATCH
4:50 pm on October 21st, 2009
TEXAS WINS AGAIN
4:55 pm on October 21st, 2009
Bitch let me give you 2 lessons. #1 Read comments first and then the name not name 1st and lesson #2 I am that bitch that will WOOP UR ASS! LMFAO!!!!!!
4:58 pm on October 21st, 2009
BIG UPS! TO THE LONGHORNS!!
4:59 pm on October 21st, 2009
LATER!
5:13 pm on October 21st, 2009
Ok, one a side note, NEVER get in the way of a women that needs the restroom. We cant hold it like you guys, and are likely to get nasty very quickly.
6:43 pm on October 21st, 2009
Does it really matter if she didn’t go to UT? I didn’t go to the major University in my state, but still wear the shirt when I go to the games. Gasp!!! I even have a hat!!!!!
7:00 pm on October 21st, 2009
Hey i filmed this. it was the night before in dallas. not at the game. it was cus the texas girl cut in line for the bathroom
7:20 pm on October 21st, 2009
Hey nick, could you email me? I’d like to get some details. rickchand@gmail.com. Thanks!
7:24 pm on October 21st, 2009
big deal
7:32 pm on October 21st, 2009
You missed a huge portion of the fight!! UT girl had pulled the burnette in restroom even shut the door and started clickin on her. U only taped the part when the guy tries to rescue girls from UT girl. Burnette sooner fan had big mark on her forehead when she got BEAT!!
9:07 pm on October 21st, 2009
So no mexicans ever graduated from UT?
10:19 pm on October 21st, 2009
The OU girl is hot. Not surprising
10:52 pm on October 21st, 2009
Yea ill do her myself…..
10:56 pm on October 21st, 2009
Hey that chick veronica is dum lol don’t u read the. Name first then the comment……..I mean get ur shit right
2:56 pm on October 22nd, 2009
One, had you actually gone to college, you might know that it’s “brunette”, not “burnette”. Two, any statement in which “you” is shortened to “u” automatically loses credibility. Finally, my guess is that you are wearing a Texas shirt right now — not to support the college you never attended, but to proclaim the state in which you received your GED at the age of 25.
2:10 am on October 23rd, 2009
Welllllllll!!! This is all i have to say!!!!! And i go to USC!! But i use the short terms ……….. OU girl got her ass handed to her!! Big girl took both them bitches on!!!!!! I lmfao !!! About them girls “don’t let her beat me up” ! I don’t even live in Texas!!!!!! They got everything coming to them! Hahahahaha. Guess what i’m a white girl tooooo!
7:44 pm on October 27th, 2009
screw the longhorns
i want the video back up