Shocking Charges Of Bra-Ripping Mar LFL Opener

If you read our post on Tuesday on the Lingerie Football League opener in Chicago, or better yet if you attended, you know that at least one player was tackled by her panties and, at least for a moment, lay pantsless on the playing field. But it turns out that was apparently only the tip of the iceberg.

According to one player on the losing team, the Miami Caliente, members of the Chicago Bliss were routinely using dirty tactics, including elbow gouging and bra ripping. (Gasp) I don’t have any actual photos of the latter (at least none I’ll share), but she swears it’s true. Chicago chicks play dirty.

From IN GAME NOW, via your most trusted source for LFL coverage, BUSTED COVERAGE, come these shocking quotes from Miami player Michelle Stevens.

Highlighted excerpt:

“I must have watched the game at least 6 times over at this point and every time I watched it I caught another kick, punch, or elbow thrown that I missed the time before. I think it would be very unfair for me to single out one player as the “dirtiest”. Although, what I can say, at least in my opinion, was the “dirtiest” play of the game was when our QB, Anonka Dixon, had her bra top ripped off. Three girls from Chicago jumped on her after the play was already over and shredded her top to pieces. There she sat, topless on the field, and for no other reason than she is an unbelievable player and a huge threat to Chicago’s defense…they wanted to take her out of the game.”

Of course we all remember this, which seems to be happening to a Chicago player, by the way:

(Personal foul, 15 yards, loss of pants)

So there’s probably plenty of blame to go around.

5 comments

  1. Gravatarpepo
    6:21 pm on September 10th, 2009

    These girls could be playing naked and nobody would care. Even their core market of horny 13 yr old boys are scratching their heads(oh behave) and saying this is just stupid.

  2. GravatarWillybee
    8:20 pm on September 10th, 2009

    What another crock…..Women Catfighting is apparently quite a turn-on to some, but not quite what some consider sport……..
    Women are meant to be affectionate with…..and sometimes a bit subservient to……
    Pay lots of money to watch them beat each other ????
    Did GLOW ever really make it ????
    Or Roller Derby ???
    Mud Wrestling ????

    Oh, What a World…..and do we wonder about some sects of Muslim Fervor ????

  3. Gravatarbob
    10:02 pm on September 14th, 2009

    You guys must be flaming homos

  4. GravatarBill
    5:28 pm on September 15th, 2009

    Thought there would be at least a daily update on your page. This stuff is right up your alley.

  5. GravatarChris
    3:14 pm on September 18th, 2009

    Willey bee and Pepo are so FREAKING GAY. Maybe if some of the men in the NFL would play in their underwear, you guys would be happy. Go watch your gay and lesbian channel!

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