Academy Sports, a regional retail sporting goods chain, has signs up in all of its Alabama locations noting the following:
All Alabama stores will re-open to sell championship product immediately following an Auburn Tigers championship win.
All Alabama stores?
Okay, it’s just a sporting goods store for crying out loud. What could possibly go wrong?
It isn’t like they sell “AMMO VALUE PACKS” or anything.
So, what’s the backup plan for a swag-seeking Tiger fan in the unlikely event Auburn actually loses?
Auburn’s steerage allotment has long been soldout. Check Stubhub.