Shelves Soon Vacated For Auburn BCS Title Swag

Academy Sports, a regional retail sporting goods chain, has signs up in all of its Alabama locations noting the following:

Auburn Championship Swag Sign At Academy Sports

All Alabama stores will re-open to sell championship product immediately following an Auburn Tigers championship win.

All Alabama stores?

Auburn Championship Swag Sign At Academy Sports

Okay, it’s just a sporting goods store for crying out loud. What could possibly go wrong?

Ammo Value Pack At Academy Sports

It isn’t like they sell “AMMO VALUE PACKS” or anything.

So, what’s the backup plan for a swag-seeking Tiger fan in the unlikely event Auburn actually loses?

Auburn Championship Swag Sign At Academy Sports

Auburn’s steerage allotment has long been soldout. Check Stubhub.