Academy Sports, a regional retail sporting goods chain, has signs up in all of its Alabama locations noting the following:
All Alabama stores will re-open to sell championship product immediately following an Auburn Tigers championship win.
All Alabama stores?
Okay, it’s just a sporting goods store for crying out loud. What could possibly go wrong?
It isn’t like they sell “AMMO VALUE PACKS” or anything.
So, what’s the backup plan for a swag-seeking Tiger fan in the unlikely event Auburn actually loses?

Auburn’s steerage allotment has long been soldout. Check Stubhub.









10:11 pm on December 19th, 2010
Your a POS and CAM is elligeable! WAR EAGLE!
10:27 pm on December 19th, 2010
hopefully they kill each other.
10:30 pm on December 19th, 2010
“Your a POS and CAM is elligeable! WAR EAGLE!”
You’re.
Eligible.
10:34 pm on December 19th, 2010
Don’t let up on those cheating fools of the talibarn!
10:56 pm on December 19th, 2010
Every other story is about Auburn nowadays Brooks…is there anything else happening in the sports world?
11:28 pm on December 19th, 2010
I see the REC has gotten to Academy stores too. I talked to the Au Ad tonight atd he’s not worried one bit about Au’s situation. He’s measuring the boys for their championship rings as we spreak WDE The Cam will rise again!!!! He’s not going pro. Kill yourselves now bama fans
11:41 pm on December 19th, 2010
It has to suck ass to be an auburn fan. I would be so damn embarrassed to wear those gay colors. You are a average team almost every year, and then the ONE year you do something decent, everyone in the entire country knows you cheated to do it lol. It’s pretty freakin hilarious.
11:56 pm on December 19th, 2010
Yep. Brooks is in the REC.
You fucking Aubs are so pathetic. It’s going to be very funny when Chip Kelly spanks your ass with a better version of the Malzahn Mirage.
But don’t worry. When you’re broke, and you’ve maxed out every credit card in your extended family to take you and your cousin, er, wife on that trip to the coronation in Glendale, only to be upset, you can still get an up close view of the BCS Trophy. There’s two of them on display in Tuscaloosa. Admission to the Bryant Museum is very inexpensive.
And Brooks, keep posting on AU. Even though AU and the SEC want the story to die behind the “Cam is eligible, for now” story, we all know Auburn and college football as a whole is now a total frAUd.
Those in power are trying their best to bury this story. You keep on connecting the dots. Eventually it will burst out of the floodgates.
12:27 am on December 20th, 2010
No Alex, no one is trying to “bury” the story. It’s just that every current lead has been exhausted and there’s nothing new to talk about. We discussed this a couple of forums ago…please refer there (and you’ll see examples of some classy Bama fans! You could take some notes).
When new evidence emerges, it’ll come back up. Simple as that. No need to be so angry about it..
1:28 am on December 20th, 2010
It’s just not going to be a fun place down in redneckville when Oregon blows their defense into the next century…They’ll be lucky to hold the Ducks under 50! and the week after the game, the crooked QB will cost Auburn all of their wins this season, not to mention any more bowl games until long after the Repubs take back the White House.
1:35 am on December 20th, 2010
So when is the sec going west of the Mississippi to play anyone unless it’s a bottom dweller..Ask them what happened when they gambled with a home and away vs USC..LMFAO…
That dose of offense that the Ducks are going to put on them will send them back to the peanut farms with theri tails between their legs..It’s going to be beautiful!
2:16 am on December 20th, 2010
SEC because you limp dicks in Oregon can lick granola and worry about whether there’s gay rights for ducks. You have slave labor from the third world making your uniforms and all of you liberal hypocrites want those slave kids stitching your cleats. The SEC will pat you on your fluffy little duck asses and then find out if you had any extra criminals stealing from other students in your dorms. The Globe isn’t warming, but your coach will be waddling off the field with an orange paw print on his slave labor, third world hat. Hahahahahaa
4:50 am on December 20th, 2010
It shall go nuclear this week……..
8:04 am on December 20th, 2010
Is Alabama University still displaying their BCS trophy at Wal-Mart?
9:10 am on December 20th, 2010
This is a non-story, Academy did this for UT in 2005 and 2009. It’s just an ad to buy a shirt. Relax Brooks.
10:00 am on December 20th, 2010
This isn’t new territory. The Academy Sports in Auburn was open immediately after last year’s win by Alabama, as I’m sure the rest of their stores across the state were.
11:30 am on December 20th, 2010
Brooks, I’m SICK of it. Auburn doesn’t even deserve to be covered by the national media. You’ve run ten stories in the last few weeks about Auburn and they are getting so much publicity. I hate it!!! You should cover how many COWS ARE IN AUBURN!!! HAHA!
As a Bama fan this makes me want to pull my hair out and stick my penis in liquid nitrogen!
Stop talking about the crappy cow college trailer park gene cheeze-it cheater scam ugly soulless heartless no-good bunch of losers from west georgia!!1!!
12:17 pm on December 20th, 2010
They opened their store at midnight last year for Bammers and they made a killing. Simple supply and demand. Asshats!!
12:52 pm on December 20th, 2010
“Brooks, I’m SICK of it. Auburn doesn’t even deserve to be covered by the national media. You’ve run ten stories in the last few weeks about Auburn and they are getting so much publicity. I hate it!!! You should cover how many COWS ARE IN AUBURN!!! HAHA!
As a Bama fan this makes me want to pull my hair out and stick my penis in liquid nitrogen!
Stop talking about the crappy cow college trailer park gene cheeze-it cheater scam ugly soulless heartless no-good bunch of losers from west georgia!!1!!”
….SERIOUSLY….penis in nitrogen!!!!! It boggles my mind how you (and so many others) can muster this much emotion over a freaking GAME! I might have thought Cam Newton kidnapped your child or Gene Chizik raped your wife! It’s football not IRAQ! How about applying some of that rabid intensity to a positive, social cause…you will probably feel a whole lot better about life!
Merry Christmas!
1:27 pm on December 20th, 2010
Naa, it doesn’t suck Alex Hamilton, it is pretty good to be an Auburn fan. The mere hate in your post makes it joyous and obvious that you hate where Auburn is headed. We’re being talked about and you hate it. Who’s your team by the way? Doesn’t matter, Brooks isn’t talking about them…ha ha ha.
Its funny to watch Brooks post all these articles to demean Auburn and call us cheaters and NOTHING STICKS. Its quite hilarious and pathetic all at the same time…just like you Alex. Go back to your closet cause just like a hoover vaccum cleaner, you and your team are the ones that suck.
2:10 pm on December 20th, 2010
At least our team didn’t buy a championmship, dickwad.
2:13 pm on December 20th, 2010
28-27 bammers
5:08 pm on December 20th, 2010
Dude, they had that stuff up last season when Alabama was getting ready to play for the National Championship. I don’t like it either and I’m an Auburn fan. I didn’t like it last year and I still don’t like that type of stuff. However, stop singling out Auburn because of the Cam Newton situation without mentioning what happened last year. It really makes you look like a completely agenda-driven writer.
5:09 pm on December 20th, 2010
http://www.wsfa.com/global/story.asp?s=11780955