• Brewers fans were hoping Ben Sheets would get fired up for the postseason run, but probably not in this way.

• Roger Clemens is “heartbroken” that he was left out of the Yankee Stadium finale’s honor roll.

• Your 2009 BCS championship game - Wisconsin vs. Utah?!

• A church in Michigan hopes to boost attendance by allowing parishoners to put on sports jerseys for the Sunday services.

• Another wardrobe malfunction for the Idaho Vandals - first, the football players have ‘I’s on their butts, and now the school thinks its cheerleaders are too scantily clad.

• Disgraced steroid-shooting sprinter Ben Johnson is pumped to be penning his own autobiography.

• Amused or angered over Charlie Weis food jokes? What do you have to say about it?

• One European golfer is enraged by the rude Ryder Cup fans we have here in the good ol’ U.S.A.

• No beer in Wrigleyville bars during the Cubs’ playoffs? Now that’s un-American!

• Never mind Dr. Lou - the college football lovelorn are best to heed the advice of Texas Tech coach Mike Leach.