Sheets Almost On Fire; Clemens Feeling Snubbed

• Brewers fans were hoping Ben Sheets would get fired up for the postseason run, but probably not in this way.

Ben Sheets Roger Clemens

Roger Clemens is “heartbroken” that he was left out of the Yankee Stadium finale’s honor roll.

• Your 2009 BCS championship game - Wisconsin vs. Utah?!

• A church in Michigan hopes to boost attendance by allowing parishoners to put on sports jerseys for the Sunday services.

• Another wardrobe malfunction for the Idaho Vandals - first, the football players have ‘I’s on their butts, and now the school thinks its cheerleaders are too scantily clad.

• Disgraced steroid-shooting sprinter Ben Johnson is pumped to be penning his own autobiography.

• Amused or angered over Charlie Weis food jokes? What do you have to say about it?

• One European golfer is enraged by the rude Ryder Cup fans we have here in the good ol’ U.S.A.

No beer in Wrigleyville bars during the Cubs’ playoffs? Now that’s un-American!

• Never mind Dr. Lou - the college football lovelorn are best to heed the advice of Texas Tech coach Mike Leach.