Shawn Kemp: One Of The “People Of Wal-Mart”

Hopefully he didn’t impregnate Mrs. Potato Head with that hug.

Shawn Kemp: One of the people of Wal-Mart

(Why, after all these years — a photo!)

Where else can you get a good price on condoms, a firearm holster, and fresh vacuum cleaner bags for all the stray (medical, of course) weed in your carpet?