• The FLORIDA TIMES-UNION serves up news that Maria Sharapova is back in championship form, as she wins her first-ever title on clay.

And Maria’s prize - a lovely crystal 7-11 Big Gulp cup, good for one free refill.

• Speaking of a dirtier kind of Clay - with the Sonics having possibly played their last game in Key Arena, NOTTEN THIS LIFE looks to see where most Seattle fans fall in the Five Stages of Grief.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC has an idea who Derrick Rose’s NBA agent will be - and it’s not LeBron’s bud.

• USA TODAY’s GAME ON combs through their 5 favorite NHL playoff beards.

• Speaking of heavenly hair, THE SPORTS HERNIA believes Wade Boggs is stylin’ in his new ‘do.

• EMPTY THE BENCH knows Al Horford will take the jersey right off his back to prove he should be the NBA Rookie of the Year.

• The DENVER POST skates over the reason why Notre Dame lost in the NCAA hockey championship game - Charlie Weis was in attendance.

• WHEN KEGSTANDS GO WRONG chomps down on Erin Andrews back in Gainesville for the Gators’ spring game.

• Oh, and some guy not named Tiger Woods won The Masters.