Blog-O-Rama: Sharapova’s First Success On Clay

• The FLORIDA TIMES-UNION serves up news that Maria Sharapova is back in championship form, as she wins her first-ever title on clay.

Maria Sharapova holding trophy

And Maria’s prize - a lovely crystal 7-11 Big Gulp cup, good for one free refill.

• Speaking of a dirtier kind of Clay - with the Sonics having possibly played their last game in Key Arena, NOTTEN THIS LIFE looks to see where most Seattle fans fall in the Five Stages of Grief.

Darren Rovell of CNBC has an idea who Derrick Rose’s NBA agent will be - and it’s not LeBron’s bud.

• USA TODAY’s GAME ON combs through their 5 favorite NHL playoff beards.

• Speaking of heavenly hair, THE SPORTS HERNIA believes Wade Boggs is stylin’ in his new ‘do.

• EMPTY THE BENCH knows Al Horford will take the jersey right off his back to prove he should be the NBA Rookie of the Year.

• The DENVER POST skates over the reason why Notre Dame lost in the NCAA hockey championship game - Charlie Weis was in attendance.

• WHEN KEGSTANDS GO WRONG chomps down on Erin Andrews back in Gainesville for the Gators’ spring game.

• Oh, and some guy not named Tiger Woods won The Masters.