• FAN IQ finds footage from Sunday of Shaq thinking he’s really Superman, as the Big Cactus soars into Spurs spectators:
• 100% INJURY RATE loves the smell of napalm and pine tar in the morning, as Marlins reliever Logan Kensing likes to shoot at animals from helicopters.
• SCENE DAILY races over news that Tony Stewart had a bad day with Goodyear.
• Circle your calendars for April 3 - that’s when the 2008 NFL schedule will be announced. And the NFL Network will be there to broadcast the big announcement to all 20 of you that have the channel.
• AWFUL ANNOUNCING dribbles up how Tayshaun Prince’s quick strip show drove some Detroit dames dizzy.
• The ASSOCIATED PRESS cuts to the chase, as an Oregon clinic has the perfect excuse to sit around all day and watch March Madness: it’s recovery time from a vasectomy.
• And for those who got their snipping done early, the Division II brackets are already set.
• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE corrects boxing expert Max Kellerman about Gene Tunney’s success of getting revenge.
• The NEW YORK TIMES notes that Serena Williams won the Bangalore Open - her first tennis tourney victory in 11 months.
• MR. IRRELEVANT stays seated, as the sanctity of storming the court has been stomped to death.
• PRO FOOTBALL TALK shoots over news that a bunch of NFL teams are still willing to give Pacman another try.
• Ken Rosenthal of FOX SPORTS hurls news that the Milwaukee Brewers may have their pitchers bat 8th all season.
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