• Shaq is moving on up, as the ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that the Big Cactus’ new abode is the former Phoenix residence of Emmitt Smith.

• TMZ catches Terrell Owens having some ab-solute shirtless fun in Vegas. (Jeff Reed’s been there, done that.)

• The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER doesn’t relish members of Progressive Field’s condiment race being kicked out of the Indians’ training room.

• Tom Ziller of AOL FANHOUSE grooves to the news that Larry Bird likes him some Beyonce.

• Meanwhile, AOL’s Ryan Wilson is pleased to hear that he won’t have to listen to Mark Madden anymore, as the ESPN Pittsburgh radio host was canned after calling for Edward Kennedy’s assassination.

• MR. IRRELEVANT drinks in the image of this old school Brewers fan.

• Meanwhile, THE FIGHTINS’ admire the mighty mustache on this Carlos Lee supporter.

• The DALLAS MORNING NEWS shares some hometown pride, as the Mavericks & Cowboys are working together to bring the NBA All-Star Game to the new Arlington stadium.