WEBSITE REPORTS WILLIAMS IS TWO MONTHS PREGNANT: We hate to cite borderline fake news site MEDIA TAKOUT, but the URL is reporting that Serena Williams is two months pregnant by actor Jackie Long. Of course, they aren’t married, but apparently “[Serena] and Jackie are very excited. They can’t wait to start a family together.”

Based on Serena’s physical appearance the last couple years, we actually think the baby could come at any moment, since she currently resembles 14 months preggers (the amazing above photo is from what seems like centuries ago).

And if the reportage is true, Serena will soon mention it on her website - considering she uses it to promote her latest commercial, fake fashion design and acting careers - anything but tennis.