SERENA WILLIAMS NEEDS 222-2222 ON HER SPEED DIAL: The lost soul that is Serena Williams turned up at something called the “Common’s Finding Forever Album Release Event” this week in Los Angeles:

Meanwhile, we learn that Williams has already pulled out of the L.A. WTA tour stop next week because of, you guessed it, an injury (lipo recovery?).

Shockingly, we did find one person en Ciudad de Angeles who is getting more mileage out of injuries than the compacted-caboosed one - MR. ACCIDENTES!:

Yah, we know you don’t get it (if you live outside the 213).