â€¢ VARIETY shoots up news that “Semi-Pro” was the top grossing film of last weekend, but netted only $15 million - “the lowest opening for a major Will Ferrell comedy in almost a decade.”
â€¢ The BALTIMORE SUN is shattered that the Orioles’ Kevin Millar decided to break out the pink bat, only to have it splinter after two trips to the plate.
â€¢ EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY spends their offseason coming up with college coach anagrams.
For Example: Pete Carroll = All Erect Pro.
â€¢ Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL spots UCLA football coach Rick Neuheisel & new Bruins O.C. Norm Chow spending alumni funds wisely - by splitting a $520 bottle of wine.
â€¢ THE LOVE OF SPORTS fills in the blank, as David Stern hates it when Michael Jordan says … ?
â€¢ THE SPORTS HERNIA has the hair-raising news of John Kruk’s latest ‘do.
â€¢ DEUCE OF DAVENPORT is most impressed with this flying over-the-wall catch.