• OUR BOOK OF SCRAP rolls out the hottest sports fad - Segway polo!

At least you won’t have to deal with any horsesh*t calls.

• Phil Mushnick of the NEW YORK POST hears a lot of NFL TV analysts do a lot of talking without saying anything.

• Have you longed to add BYU legend LaVell Edwards or ex-Buckeye coach John Coopper to your Facebook friends? The SPORTS FROG now gives you that chance.

• LOSER WITH SOCKS snaps these before-and-after shots of an Auburn fan van after the Tigers got burned by Mississippi State:

• ONE MORE DYING QUAIL takes it on the road, as Jeter & Co. might not end their 2008 season at the soon-to-be-old Yankee Stadium.

• The CANTON (OH) REPOSITORY reminds the Lebron & Quinn worshippers in Cleveland that you’ve got a pretty good baseball team, too.