See That Ticket? It Costs MORETHANYOURCAR

Fansnap.com reports from the bleeding edge of insanity ticketing technology that the average ticket price for the Miami Heat home opener against the Orlando Magic on Oct. 29 is $805:

NBA Opening week and holiday game average ticket price from Fansnap.com

Would you pay $805 dollars to see the Heat’s home opener?

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  • Interesting to note that even with the insane amount of publicity lavished on the Heat this offseason, the Lakers have four games in the Top 5 average ticket price survey for opening week and holiday games while the Heat have three. Restores my faith in humanity.
  • Is it unreasonable to think that if LeBron James and Chris Bosh were more likeable, the Heat would occupy all five of the top spots?
  • Of the people attending the Heat home opener, what percent of the crowd will actually be from Miami?
  • Of the people attending the Heat home opener, what percent of the crowd will be attending their only Miami home game of the season?

The average ticket price for a Heat home opener seat would fetch an iPad.

The average ticket price for a Cavs or Raptors home opener seat?

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