• Turns out it was Jason Smith that was the anonymous Sixer who made merry with Mary Carey.

• Motorcross racer Sophia Paull is sure to rev some engines.

• Congraualtions, Larry Fitzgerald! You’re officially a proud papa!

• Here’s photographic proof that Michelle Wie & Robin Lopez are an item.

• Two Portland State players accused of beating up a man in Mexico say they’re innocent.

• Ocho Cinco es still muy loco, this time showing it in a chat with SportsCenter’s Brian Kelly.

• Mike Tomlin’s keeping an eye on eBay for any old Steelers playbooks.

• Carlos Zambrano claims he’s going to cut the caffeine.

• For 100 games of captaincy, David Beckham gets the gold … iPod.

• Advice to African runners in England - wear underwear, don’t kill the cows.