Seattle KOMO TV Sports Anchor Punks Dallas Fan Dunk Attempt

SOON-TO-BE-NBA-LESS SEATTLITE PUNKS DALLAS DUNKER: When you’re a local-yokel sports news teevee reader in Seattle and your airtime has been sliced to 0:13, this is your lead - (*HAR! HAR!*):

Dallas Dunk Dumbass

Ya, that hurt like a M-F. But at least that gentleman doesn’t have to worry about his team moving to Albuquerque.