Mascots can act like such pricks. Sometimes, they really ARE pricks.

Move over Phillie Phanatic, because America has a new favorite costumed kook. MEDIA BISTRO’S UNBEIGE uncovers the pride & joy of the Rhode Island School of Design: Scrotie!

You’re probably asking - Whaaaaaaaa? Well, the nickname for the RISD’s hockey squad is the Nads. So, what better symbol to lead the fans’ mighty cheer of “Go, Nads!”

But is Scrotie the unmentionable mascot you think he is? Click onward, if you dare (NSFW):

A true sight to behold, isn’t he?

When he’s not on the rink freezing his…legs off, Scrotie can also feel at home on the hardwood, since the school’s basketball team goes by the Balls.

Nads? Balls? Are these guys nuts?

Imagine if Pam Anderson was spotted tonguing Scrotie instead of some ol’ whale. Nads fans wouldn’t be able to sit down - for a week.