Assy McGee Ain’t Got Nothing On C’s Scalabrine

Brian Scalabrine always puts it down when the Celtics are in town, and Game 1 was no exception:

Huh, didn’t know Scal’s an Adult Swim guy.

Brian Scalabrine As Assy McGee

Thankfully Scal didn’t allow the game to be a distraction:

Here he invites us to check out his trick towel.

Dude is no fluke.

Regular season, NBA Finals, always showing off the trick towel to the ladies.

What, want your own trick towel? Gotcha covered. (NSFW link)