We remember the Alamo, but forget to bribe Alamodome security.

• SbB is in San Antonio this weekend to take part in the fun & frivolity of the Final Four!

• Fresh off the Ernie Banks crisis, another sports statue has been punctured for punctuation problems.

• If a Browns cornerback can’t outrun the cops, how’s he gonna do against the Steelers receivers?

• The Kansas City Royals are hot, but their calendar’s even hotter!

• Chuck Liddell does not care much for Kimbo Slice.

• American hero Ryan Perrilloux finds Osama bin Laden hiding in a Baton Rouge bar:

Or maybe it’s just some sloshed LSU QB going on a drunken, racist rant.

• Wade Phillips tries his hand at April Foolery with the press.

• The Brett Favre un-retirement rumors keep forthcoming.

• The coach who’s “leave of absence” brought Eddie Sutton to USF is now suing the school.

• MLB would like to be back on speaking terms with Jose Canseco.