Ten hut! Here we go again with another SbB Clever Caption Contest. Today, we salute heavyweight boxing champ Nikolai Valuev:
At ease. So, what’s going on with Nik and this pretty platoon of Russian army gals? Be a good soldier and submit your suggestions to the comments section. The best contribution will be honored with a declaration in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck, and get typing. Dismissed!
1:24 pm on November 18th, 2008
Nikolai with the Department of D-Cup-fence.
1:30 pm on November 18th, 2008
Valuev sends his minions to convince Sly Stallone to put him in the next Rocky film.
1:31 pm on November 18th, 2008
I would be HONORED to "go thru the heat of battle " with any and/or all of these fine soldiers !
1:32 pm on November 18th, 2008
The few, the proud, the rrrrrawrrrrr.
1:35 pm on November 18th, 2008
I point to place where I will toss your carcus..Now salute
1:41 pm on November 18th, 2008
Which one is Valuev?
1:48 pm on November 18th, 2008
"Towards the end of that frozen tundra lies a city in which a surgeon specializes in Atom's apple removal. "
1:49 pm on November 18th, 2008
When an army bust is actually a good thing.
2:06 pm on November 18th, 2008
They have all been hit in the face too much
2:18 pm on November 18th, 2008
I didn't know that Valuev had diversified into directing. I can't wait to see this sexy remake of Stripes.
2:21 pm on November 18th, 2008
Drop down and gimmie some
2:24 pm on November 18th, 2008
The IRL never thought to dress the girls they invited to the orgy in officer's uniforms… Genius!!!
2:30 pm on November 18th, 2008
Valuev: "Ladies, ladies. Point your 'guns' THAT way!"
2:46 pm on November 18th, 2008
Ladies, You can put your coats over there.
3:15 pm on November 18th, 2008
For those about to box, we salute you.
4:16 pm on November 18th, 2008
More plastic than that Mattel factory over there.
4:17 pm on November 18th, 2008
Nikolai Valuev points all of Evander Holyfield's ex-honeys in the direction of their past and future paychecks: "Evander went that-a-way!"
4:19 pm on November 18th, 2008
Simon says, "Women with natural chest, salute me!"
4:21 pm on November 18th, 2008
Nikolai Valuev keeps abreast of the latest military maneuvers.
4:42 pm on November 18th, 2008
Nikolai nows asks for all of you to stand and respect his singing of the soviet national anthem.
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/superstars/nikolai_volkoff/volkoffanthem
5:43 pm on November 18th, 2008
"Hey, you! Fat one! Get outta the line!"
5:49 pm on November 18th, 2008
The five finalists of the Miss Russia beauty pageant.
6:18 pm on November 18th, 2008
"See that Alicia Sacramone sauna photo? That's what I want you girls to do."
9:19 pm on November 18th, 2008
America is over there……you know, Mike Tyson land
5:24 am on November 19th, 2008
дерьмо! Hey, you at the end! Strip and give me fifty!!