SbB Clever Caption Contest: Boxer w/Army Babes

Ten hut! Here we go again with another SbB Clever Caption Contest. Today, we salute heavyweight boxing champ Nikolai Valuev:

Nikolai Valuev Russian army girls

At ease. So, what’s going on with Nik and this pretty platoon of Russian army gals? Be a good soldier and submit your suggestions to the comments section. The best contribution will be honored with a declaration in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck, and get typing. Dismissed!

23 comments

  1. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    1:24 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Nikolai with the Department of D-Cup-fence.

  2. GravatarBen MR
    1:30 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Valuev sends his minions to convince Sly Stallone to put him in the next Rocky film.

  3. Gravatarjohnny paez
    1:31 pm on November 18th, 2008

    I would be HONORED to "go thru the heat of battle " with any and/or all of these fine soldiers !

  4. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    1:32 pm on November 18th, 2008

    The few, the proud, the rrrrrawrrrrr.

  5. GravatarX-Factor
    1:41 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Which one is Valuev?

  6. GravatarCard4Life
    1:48 pm on November 18th, 2008

    "Towards the end of that frozen tundra lies a city in which a surgeon specializes in Atom's apple removal. "

  7. GravatarMinnyCooper
    1:49 pm on November 18th, 2008

    When an army bust is actually a good thing.

  8. Gravatarmidgetswithtickets.com
    2:06 pm on November 18th, 2008

    They have all been hit in the face too much

  9. Gravatarmidgetswithtickets.com
    2:18 pm on November 18th, 2008

    I didn't know that Valuev had diversified into directing.  I can't wait to see this sexy remake of Stripes.

  10. GravatarShawn H.
    2:24 pm on November 18th, 2008

    The IRL never thought to dress the girls they invited to the orgy in officer's uniforms… Genius!!!

  11. GravatarAC
    2:30 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Valuev: "Ladies, ladies. Point your 'guns' THAT way!"

  12. GravatarVernon
    2:46 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Ladies, You can put your coats over there.

  13. GravatarRock Strongo
    3:15 pm on November 18th, 2008

    For those about to box, we salute you.

  14. GravatarJim S.
    4:16 pm on November 18th, 2008

    More plastic than that Mattel factory over there.

  15. Gravatarnelson
    4:17 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Nikolai Valuev points all of Evander Holyfield's ex-honeys in the direction of their past and future paychecks: "Evander went that-a-way!"

  16. Gravataralan
    4:19 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Simon says, "Women with natural chest, salute me!"

  17. GravatarEager Beaver
    4:21 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Nikolai Valuev keeps abreast of the latest military maneuvers.

  18. GravatarRockyWhorah
    4:42 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Nikolai nows asks for all of you to stand and respect his singing of the soviet national anthem.

    http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/superstars/nikolai_volkoff/volkoffanthem

  19. GravatarMuggsy Pogues
    5:43 pm on November 18th, 2008

    "Hey, you! Fat one! Get outta the line!"

  20. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    5:49 pm on November 18th, 2008

    The five finalists of the Miss Russia beauty pageant.

  21. Gravatarjerryshortbuss
    6:18 pm on November 18th, 2008

    "See that Alicia Sacramone sauna photo? That's what I want you girls to do."

  22. GravatarDyler Durden
    9:19 pm on November 18th, 2008

    America is over there……you know, Mike Tyson land

  23. GravatarTony
    5:24 am on November 19th, 2008

    дерьмо! Hey, you at the end! Strip and give me fifty!!