SbB Clever Caption Contest: Swordplay In Jersey

Hey there, readers! We know your hearts are all a-twitter for tonight’s monumental MAC championship game between Ball State and Buffalo. But before you partake in the fun at Ford Field, why not put yourself in a festive mood by participating in today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest?

Friday’s photo features Rutgers senior signal caller Mike Teel celebrating his Scarlet Knights’ Thursday night thrashing of Louisville:

Mike Teel Rutgers sword

However, how would you describe this sword-centered scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

So, put your sharp minds to use and share some of your cutting wit now!

23 comments

  1. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:36 pm on December 5th, 2008

    There can be only one!

  2. GravatarShawn H.
    1:39 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Off with their heads!!!

  3. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    1:40 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Damnit, So now I'm the King of England…..

  4. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:43 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  5. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:47 pm on December 5th, 2008

    You can't go around claiming supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

  6. GravatarKevin C
    1:49 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Jourdan Brooks, you and your dreadlock will be avenged!

  7. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    1:59 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Mike Teel stars in "Braveheart II: Scarlet Fever"

  8. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    2:01 pm on December 5th, 2008

    It's not the size of the sword, but how you use it, if you know what I mean.

  9. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    2:14 pm on December 5th, 2008

    This is nice, but I really wanted a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

  10. GravatarJT
    2:18 pm on December 5th, 2008

    i now summond erin andrews, come forth, and off with your clothes.

  11. GravatarBPR
    2:27 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Mike Teel on his way to battle Plaxico for Garden State supremacy.  Someone should tell him not to bring a knife to a gunfight.

  12. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    2:52 pm on December 5th, 2008

    I, Mike Teel, challenge thee to an honor duel.

  13. GravatarMichael
    2:57 pm on December 5th, 2008

    (Obligatory post): This is Rutgers!!

  14. GravatarJoel
    3:00 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Just in time for Christmas.  The Rutgers He-Man doll.

  15. Gravatarbremen68
    3:21 pm on December 5th, 2008

    I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRR….

  16. GravatarSd
    3:25 pm on December 5th, 2008

    ahoy, mates….lets drop anchor in sorority row!

  17. GravatarEager Beaver
    3:46 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Yo, ho, yo, ho, a Rutgers life for me!

  18. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    4:23 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Once more, into the breach of Hackensack, once more!

  19. GravatarJeff
    4:33 pm on December 5th, 2008

    "it was this very sword that oklahoma killed our title hopes with"

  20. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    10:08 pm on December 5th, 2008

    "I have news for you. I'm not left-handed either"

  21. GravatarCorey
    11:57 pm on December 5th, 2008

    Teel is a buffoon…but Schiano is a zit.

  22. GravatarUSC Rob
    12:38 pm on December 6th, 2008

    Anyone wanna cross swords with me?

  23. GravatarAbel
    1:31 am on December 10th, 2008

    You don't frighten us, Rutgers pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Mike Teel," you and all your silly Scarlet K-nig-hts