SbB Clever Caption Contest: Roy Williams Ranting

Hey, readers! It’s time once again for what’s sure to become an Internet institution for years to come - the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we take a journey down Tobacco Road, where we encounter North Carolina b-ball coach Roy Williams exercising his First Amendment rights:

Roy Williams yelling

So, what’s the top Tar Heel tonsilating about? Submit your answers into the comments section linked below. Winner will get to see his or her name in boldface in the end-of-the-day recap.

Go head and toss in a few suggestions - Tyler Hansbrough really needs something to read on the bus ride back to Chapel Hill.

15 comments

  1. GravatarMinnyCooper
    1:03 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Dang it, my jaw's become unhinged again.

  2. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    1:06 pm on December 4th, 2008

    I want my oatmeal!

  3. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    1:12 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Roy Williams sees how far his voice will echo in a near-empty Ford Field Wednesday night.

  4. GravatarKevin C
    1:19 pm on December 4th, 2008

    "Tom Izzo's cooking Johnsonville brats! Johnsonville brats! Johnsonville brats!"

  5. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    1:42 pm on December 4th, 2008

    "I'm thinking of growing a goatee!"

  6. GravatarMel
    2:06 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Damn Jayhawks…..

  7. GravatarKeeter
    2:20 pm on December 4th, 2008

    tyler get the hell off of that roof!!!!!!!!

  8. GravatarJimmie
    2:45 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Is Dick Vitale really in love with me?

  9. GravatarCard4Life
    2:54 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Hey, you told me Cialis only works when I need it to.

  10. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    3:42 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Someone get me some Fixodent - my dentures are coming loose again.

  11. GravatarPapa Murph
    4:01 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Duke Vitale, or Dukie V. as we know him, makes me wanna scream!!!

  12. GravatarShawn H.
    4:14 pm on December 4th, 2008

    “If I hold my chin like this, maybe someone will actually listen to me.”

  13. GravatarClark
    7:08 pm on December 4th, 2008

    O this is were my funny bone is

  14. GravatarTom Middlefinger
    8:06 pm on December 4th, 2008

    Aaaaaaggggh…

  15. GravatarPhil McCrackun
    10:28 pm on December 4th, 2008

    In the voice of Patrick Star: "I can be a Hungry-Hungry-Hippo!"