What better way to celebrate hump day than with another SbB Clever Caption Contest. So, here’s another one comin’ right atcha!
Well, well, well - what’s all this then? Tell us what’s going on with this ice folly by submitting your suggestions in the comments section. Winner will be announced in eye-catching boldface in the end-of-the-day recap.
Don’t get cold feet (or cold fingers, as the case may be) - start typing now!
1:04 pm on November 12th, 2008
"ZZZZZZZZZ……"
1:06 pm on November 12th, 2008
Of course i can make the game go your way. all i need in return is . . . . .
1:07 pm on November 12th, 2008
Hold on - I almost found my contact lens.
1:08 pm on November 12th, 2008
How most NHL refs see the games they call.
1:10 pm on November 12th, 2008
If I lie down & cover my face, maybe no one else will see me.
1:12 pm on November 12th, 2008
"There's gophers underneath the ice!"
1:15 pm on November 12th, 2008
This is what happens when you blow a call in the NHL… Be thankful you only call NFL games Ed… Be very thankful…
1:19 pm on November 12th, 2008
3…2…1…ready or not, here I come!
1:19 pm on November 12th, 2008
Just because there's a game on hump day, that doesn't mean you have to…oh, never mind.
1:20 pm on November 12th, 2008
Tastes like vanilla… and just as smooth.
1:30 pm on November 12th, 2008
"Helgp! My tug ig stugh!"
1:32 pm on November 12th, 2008
Booming Voice: "There are no fish under the ice"
Referee: "Lord, is that you?"
Booming Voice: "There are no fish under the ice."
Referee: "Lord, please guide me to the fish."
Booming Voice: "This is the rink manager, please leave the rink immediately."
1:34 pm on November 12th, 2008
Hmm!!! I saw this on an old Western. Let's see? Uh!! Ten skaters, two goalies, about a half-mile, outside of Santa Fe.
1:41 pm on November 12th, 2008
(hold your tongue when you say this)
"Someone get some warm water, my tongue is stuck."
1:44 pm on November 12th, 2008
Is this my tooth, nope. Is this my tooth, nope.
Two minute minor for laziness. Go to the box and feel shame.
1:49 pm on November 12th, 2008
When instant replay was first introduced to the NHL, they put the screen below the ice. It was subsequently removed to the booth after several refs complained of frostbitten noses.
1:49 pm on November 12th, 2008
"Frank was upset after the zamboni drove over his favorite ice fishing spot…."
1:52 pm on November 12th, 2008
Another victim of "The Curse of the Titsworth Kiss."
2:00 pm on November 12th, 2008
Mom, I dont want to do my homework., I still wanna play..,
2:01 pm on November 12th, 2008
How I learned to perform CPR.
2:04 pm on November 12th, 2008
Auditioning as Ned Beatty character in "Deliverance on Ice"
2:19 pm on November 12th, 2008
Where was it those Canadians buried that toonie ?
2:23 pm on November 12th, 2008
my mother said I should have been a proctologist!
2:31 pm on November 12th, 2008
Kind of a strange arena design, putting the cheerleader dressing room directly under the rink.
2:34 pm on November 12th, 2008
"Note to self. Always know where Todd Bertuzzi is at, and don't call any more minors on him."
2:45 pm on November 12th, 2008
"WHHHAAAAA…..I don't wan'a be a linesman anymore. I wan'a be a real referee."
2:46 pm on November 12th, 2008
After a long and exhausting search NHL officials were able to locate their T.V. ratings.
2:46 pm on November 12th, 2008
'Sniff', I meant to call that penalty on the other team. How will I feed my kids?
2:49 pm on November 12th, 2008
I shoulda went to law school like my mom told me.
2:56 pm on November 12th, 2008
Mmmm…donuts.
2:57 pm on November 12th, 2008
8 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi, 10 Mississippi, Ready or Not Here I come!
3:03 pm on November 12th, 2008
He's trying to listen to "Ice, Ice Baby".
3:13 pm on November 12th, 2008
Too much beer at intermission!!
3:15 pm on November 12th, 2008
ESPN is that you…. Please answer…..
3:41 pm on November 12th, 2008
Hey!!! How did David Blaine get under there!!
4:50 pm on November 12th, 2008
thank god! I'm not bleeding….
5:59 pm on November 12th, 2008
"Pat, I would like to buy a vowel."
6:00 pm on November 12th, 2008
Is that Russia?
6:22 pm on November 12th, 2008
"And now for my next impression……Sean Avery!"
6:29 pm on November 12th, 2008
Long time NHL ref Joey Zebrachuk falls down & cries at the sight of Def Leppard's lead singer displaying the Stanley Cup upside down.
6:44 pm on November 12th, 2008
Well dammit Bob, you *are* right that ice isn't white — they paint the concrete underneith.
9:20 am on November 13th, 2008
I knew reffing womans field hockey would be safer then this.