Hey, SbBers! Before you close that last Spreadsheet file & high-tail it out of the office, or before you scribble out that last essay test answer & high-tail it out of the classroom, how ’bout one more Clever Caption Contest to digest before you stuff your stomach this Thanksgiving?
And what better way to honor an American tradition than by featuring a Canadian NBA star who looks like he got caught with his hand in the pumpkin pie:
What’s causing Steve Nash to shudder so? Submit your suggestions into the comments section. And since this is a pre-holiday edition, today’s winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap not only in boldface, not only in ALL CAPS, but also in … wait for it … ITALIC!
Good luck, and good typing! Make the Big Cactus’ li’l teammate proud.
11:18 am on November 26th, 2008
Oh, this this big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
11:24 am on November 26th, 2008
"Oh, dear! I feel sooo ugly….inside and out! I'm reaching out here! Hear me!! Please!! Basketball is just an escape from my inner-peril! I'm crying out…"
11:29 am on November 26th, 2008
I can't believe Amare asked me to the Sadie Hawkins Dance!
11:38 am on November 26th, 2008
Help! Police! Someone stole my priceless pearl necklace!
11:44 am on November 26th, 2008
"Ewww! You kill it! You know I hate spiders"
11:46 am on November 26th, 2008
Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo
11:58 am on November 26th, 2008
Choking…to…death…need…Heimlich…maneuver…shouldn't…have…eaten…so…much…popcorn…
12:04 pm on November 26th, 2008
*shrieks* My bra's come undone!
12:08 pm on November 26th, 2008
I know that I usually choke in May but…..
12:11 pm on November 26th, 2008
For me?! really, I can't believe this is happening. Amare the answer is YES!!!
12:11 pm on November 26th, 2008
Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaaaaaaart!
12:15 pm on November 26th, 2008
This is what Steve usually looks like after playing the Spurs.
12:29 pm on November 26th, 2008
You hate my haircut? *staggers back* I'm heartbroken!
12:32 pm on November 26th, 2008
Oops, I made a fluffy.
12:37 pm on November 26th, 2008
If we're called the Suns, how is it that I feel so cold inside? Sooo…. cooollllddd.
12:40 pm on November 26th, 2008
I'm having chest pains! Someone check my LifeAlert bracelet!
1:20 pm on November 26th, 2008
OMG, you can see my nipples through this shirt.
1:36 pm on November 26th, 2008
You're trading me to the Grizzlies? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
1:36 pm on November 26th, 2008
2 refs and a cup starring violet palmer and dick bavetta leave Nash mortified.
1:37 pm on November 26th, 2008
The Sonics moved to Oklahoma City? I'm shocked!
1:48 pm on November 26th, 2008
OMG referee Violet Palmer really does have a penis! The horror, the horror. I think I'm gonna be sick.
1:56 pm on November 26th, 2008
Hey.Don't look at me like that. I'm not a turkey.
4:03 pm on November 26th, 2008
Steve watches Shaq's "Tell Me How My Ass Tastes" rap for the first time.
4:34 pm on November 26th, 2008
Got a turkey bone stuck in my throat. A little help?
5:58 pm on November 26th, 2008
Why is that hold up a mirro..holy sh*t, my hair looks like that?!?
6:33 pm on November 26th, 2008
What?? Your name is Gaylord Focker???
10:43 pm on November 26th, 2008
Please don't hit me daddy! Oh wait I mean incredibly buff woman referee, please no!!
10:10 pm on December 10th, 2008
Frame 226 - First Indications of NASH grasping his neck wound, from the first shot.