SbB Clever Caption Contest: Steve Nash Nervous

Hey, SbBers! Before you close that last Spreadsheet file & high-tail it out of the office, or before you scribble out that last essay test answer & high-tail it out of the classroom, how ’bout one more Clever Caption Contest to digest before you stuff your stomach this Thanksgiving?

And what better way to honor an American tradition than by featuring a Canadian NBA star who looks like he got caught with his hand in the pumpkin pie:

Steve Nash

What’s causing Steve Nash to shudder so? Submit your suggestions into the comments section. And since this is a pre-holiday edition, today’s winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap not only in boldface, not only in ALL CAPS, but also in … wait for it … ITALIC!

Good luck, and good typing! Make the Big Cactus’ li’l teammate proud.

26 comments

  1. GravatarCleveland Brown
    11:18 am on November 26th, 2008

    Oh, this this big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

  2. GravatarKirk
    11:24 am on November 26th, 2008

    "Oh, dear! I feel sooo ugly….inside and out!  I'm reaching out here!  Hear me!! Please!!  Basketball is just an escape from my inner-peril! I'm crying out…"

  3. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    11:29 am on November 26th, 2008

    I can't believe Amare asked me to the Sadie Hawkins Dance!

  4. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    11:38 am on November 26th, 2008

    Help! Police! Someone stole my priceless pearl necklace!

  5. GravatarJasonavich
    11:44 am on November 26th, 2008

    "Ewww! You kill it! You know I hate spiders"

  6. Gravatarbrady bunch
    11:46 am on November 26th, 2008

    Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo

  7. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    11:58 am on November 26th, 2008

    Choking…to…death…need…Heimlich…maneuver…shouldn't…have…eaten…so…much…popcorn…

  8. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    12:04 pm on November 26th, 2008

    *shrieks* My bra's come undone!

  9. GravatarCard4Life
    12:08 pm on November 26th, 2008

    I know that I usually choke in May but…..

  10. GravatarViceroy
    12:11 pm on November 26th, 2008

    For me?! really, I can't believe this is happening.  Amare the answer is YES!!!

  11. GravatarRU Ready
    12:11 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaaaaaaart!

  12. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    12:15 pm on November 26th, 2008

    This is what Steve usually looks like after playing the Spurs.

  13. GravatarKevin C
    12:29 pm on November 26th, 2008

    You hate my haircut? *staggers back* I'm heartbroken!

  14. GravatarZamboni0ne
    12:32 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Oops, I made a fluffy.

  15. GravatarBen MR
    12:37 pm on November 26th, 2008

    If we're called the Suns, how is it that I feel so cold inside?  Sooo…. cooollllddd.

  16. GravatarOrioled
    12:40 pm on November 26th, 2008

    I'm having chest pains! Someone check my LifeAlert bracelet!

  17. GravatarJim S.
    1:20 pm on November 26th, 2008

    OMG, you can see my nipples through this shirt.

  18. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:36 pm on November 26th, 2008

    You're trading me to the Grizzlies? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  19. Gravatarel freako
    1:36 pm on November 26th, 2008

    2 refs and a cup starring violet palmer and dick bavetta leave Nash mortified.

  20. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:37 pm on November 26th, 2008

    The Sonics moved to Oklahoma City? I'm shocked!

  21. GravatarRymotat
    1:48 pm on November 26th, 2008

    OMG referee Violet Palmer really does have a penis! The horror, the horror. I think I'm gonna be sick.

  22. Gravatarbazz
    1:56 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Hey.Don't look at me like that. I'm not a turkey.

  23. GravatarHawaii Five-Ohno
    4:34 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Got a turkey bone stuck in my throat. A little help?

  24. Gravatardkelba
    6:33 pm on November 26th, 2008

    What?? Your name is Gaylord Focker???

  25. Gravatarthe joker
    10:43 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Please don't hit me daddy! Oh wait I mean incredibly buff woman referee, please no!!

  26. Gravatarbrett
    10:10 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Frame 226 - First Indications of NASH grasping his neck wound, from the first shot.