Hey there, readers. Since the economy’s still in a rut, today we’re offering a no-frills version of our SbB Clever Caption Contest.
Here’s Steve Nash & Kobe Bryant during last night’s festivities:
What are these two superstars talking about? Please place your answers in the comments section listed below. Winner to be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
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1:17 pm on December 11th, 2008
"So, tell me - how does Shaq's ass taste?"
"You don't want to know."
1:18 pm on December 11th, 2008
Watch where you're putting that hand, Kobe!
1:24 pm on December 11th, 2008
"Ebony and iiiiiivory, play together in perfect harmony."
1:27 pm on December 11th, 2008
Delicious!
1:33 pm on December 11th, 2008
Kobe, my balls hang this low and off to the sides. Even compression shorts can't keep them from swinging around.
1:33 pm on December 11th, 2008
Sure Kobe, I'll lift up my skirt for you.
1:53 pm on December 11th, 2008
Nash - "I have got to pee so bad!"
Kobe - "Wear a yellow uniform. No one will notice. The kid under the baseline with the mop will even clean it up. No one has to know."
1:58 pm on December 11th, 2008
You complete me.
2:26 pm on December 11th, 2008
The Kobe 'n' Nash ventriloquist act.
"Say hello to the folks, Steve."
"Hello, folks!"
2:29 pm on December 11th, 2008
No, my mom said i can't come over and play GI Joes after game
2:44 pm on December 11th, 2008
Little white man, you suck.
2:48 pm on December 11th, 2008
Nash-What you say that you got me for Christmas?!! Lakers' tickets!
2:50 pm on December 11th, 2008
Nash: "When I grow up I want to be just like you Kobe."
Kobe: "Aw shucks"
2:57 pm on December 11th, 2008
Golly Kobe, Can I, uh, have your autograph?
3:01 pm on December 11th, 2008
"Kobe, can you hook me up with some poontang?"
"Only if you can hook me up with some poutine, you crazy Canuck!"
3:20 pm on December 11th, 2008
ah… Kobe, get your hand out of my shorts please.
3:22 pm on December 11th, 2008
"Hi my name is Simon and my parents leashed me to that basket. Those guys said you had chocolate. Will you be my friend?"
4:00 pm on December 11th, 2008
Nash: "Yeah maybe it is easier to win league MVP without a Big Cactus under your a**"
4:06 pm on December 11th, 2008
Kober . . . .you are sthooo cute. Phanks for playing with me today
4:50 pm on December 11th, 2008
"Hey, Nashie, whaddya say we fly away to Vail?""Oh…gee…I don't know, Kobe."
5:40 pm on December 11th, 2008
"I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company."
10:18 pm on December 11th, 2008
Yeah, I've surprised girls with anal before, but none of them ever accused me of rape. I think you just kind of got unlucky and tried it on the wrong girl.