Hey there, readers! Another Monday means it’s another return to that ol’ entertaining online standby - the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today’s photo features the old-now-new-again Minnesota Timberwolves coach Kevin McHale:
So, what’s up with Kev and his woeful Wolves? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to sign a 10-day contract with the T-Pups. (As if you could do any worse.)
Good luck, and good writing! If stumped, try using an Etch-A-Sketch.
1:10 pm on December 15th, 2008
No i dont want to talk to Joe Smith…
1:14 pm on December 15th, 2008
Motrin..Not likely..Morphine Maybe!
1:20 pm on December 15th, 2008
Ref: "Well, McHale, are you going to clean up that mess you made on the court or not?"
1:23 pm on December 15th, 2008
You mean to tell me this is what I got for Kevin Garnett.
1:28 pm on December 15th, 2008
My "Cheers" residual checks still haven't come?
1:30 pm on December 15th, 2008
No, Dick Bavetta, I don't want to hear about what a great kisser Charles Barkley is…again!
1:33 pm on December 15th, 2008
Right this way Mr. McHale. Your table with Bill Walton is ready.
1:36 pm on December 15th, 2008
Help me, Larry Bird - you're my only hope.
1:40 pm on December 15th, 2008
It finally hits Kevin McHale that he's the coach of the Timberwolves.
1:44 pm on December 15th, 2008
It's hard to coach when you're hung over.
1:46 pm on December 15th, 2008
No, I can't get you Cedric Maxwell's autograph.
1:51 pm on December 15th, 2008
I feel like I'm about to Parrish. Maybe it was that Bird I had for lunch.
1:54 pm on December 15th, 2008
I shouldn't have turned down that mailroom assistant job with the Celtics.
1:59 pm on December 15th, 2008
I need to drop a deuce.
2:35 pm on December 15th, 2008
I am in Los Angeles, and have to go to Minnesota tonight? The very thought is giving me a headache.
3:03 pm on December 15th, 2008
I need some VALIUM, nigga.
3:06 pm on December 15th, 2008
"Take a bow, McHale!"
3:35 pm on December 15th, 2008
Damn, I lost count of the bolts in the parquet floor again.
3:59 pm on December 15th, 2008
I could've had a V8!
5:18 pm on December 15th, 2008
McHale: "Hey, ref, why did you punch me in the eye?
Ref: "Why not?"
6:10 pm on December 15th, 2008
where's the Tylenol…
6:32 pm on December 15th, 2008
No, Coach. He's lying. My schlong aint that big.
9:23 pm on December 15th, 2008
I wish Glenn Taylor would have just fired me rather than make me coach the mess I created.
10:53 am on December 16th, 2008
OK now how many want pepperoni and how many want sausage?