Comments on: SbB Clever Caption Contest: Marcos On The Mic

By: Tim Tebowner

Tim Tebowner — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:26:17 +0000

"Whenever I meet Nadal off of clay, he continually strokes under my balls. Wow, that was a Freudian slip…"

brady bunch — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:59:02 +0000

Roger and I have been secret lovers for years. I call him "Pinky" and he calls me "Tonya". We are tennis "swingers"…

Rudy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:06:09 +0000

Ha, Bombs over Baghdatis, that's a good one, Buddy.

Neil Everett Diamond — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:36:12 +0000

For the last time, just because my last name is Baghdatis doesn't mean I'm an Iraqi terrorist!

Quack Attack — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:32:30 +0000

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's do like they do on the Discovery Channel."

Chipes — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:45:10 +0000

my name is humpty, pronounced with an "umpty"!!!

The Real EA Sports — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:46:22 +0000

"I don't mind telling you all, but Viktoriya Kutuzova has one sweet ass!"

JoePa Life Alert Bracelet — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:27:17 +0000

"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!"

Eager Beaver — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:26:24 +0000

"Time for me to lay down some block rockin' beats, yo!"

Booga Lou — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:20:30 +0000

"Too bad my friend Roger doesn't have the masculinity or machismo to grow a fine, strong, virile beard like mine. Isn't that right, babyface?