SbB Clever Caption Contest: Marcos On The Mic

Hey, readers! Time for another incapacitating SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we snag a snapshot of tennis superstar Roger Federer (L) smirking at the verbal antics of fellow net minder Marcos Baghdatis (R):

Roger Federer Marcos Baghdatis

What could Marky be mentioning on the mic that’s giving Rog the jollies? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. The winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! And don’t forget to take a Mentos or two.


  1. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:10 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "So I said, 'Federer? I hardly know her!'"

  2. GravatarKevin C
    1:11 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "Serena Williams is so fat, that when she sits around the house - she breaks it!"

  3. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:20 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "Too bad my friend Roger doesn't have the masculinity or machismo to grow a fine, strong, virile beard like mine. Isn't that right, babyface?

  4. GravatarEager Beaver
    1:26 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "Time for me to lay down some block rockin' beats, yo!"

  5. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    1:27 pm on January 13th, 2009


  6. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    1:46 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "I don't mind telling you all, but Viktoriya Kutuzova has one sweet ass!"

  7. GravatarChipes
    2:45 pm on January 13th, 2009

    my name is humpty, pronounced with an "umpty"!!!

  8. GravatarQuack Attack
    3:32 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
    so let's do like they do on the Discovery Channel."

  9. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    3:36 pm on January 13th, 2009

    For the last time, just because my last name is Baghdatis doesn't mean I'm an Iraqi terrorist!

  10. GravatarRudy
    4:06 pm on January 13th, 2009

    Ha, Bombs over Baghdatis, that's a good one, Buddy.

  11. Gravatarbrady bunch
    4:59 pm on January 13th, 2009

    Roger and I have been secret lovers for years. I call him "Pinky" and he calls me "Tonya". We are tennis "swingers"…

  12. GravatarTim Tebowner
    7:26 pm on January 13th, 2009

    "Whenever I meet Nadal off of clay, he continually strokes under my balls.  Wow, that was a Freudian slip…"