Hey, readers! Time for another incapacitating SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we snag a snapshot of tennis superstar Roger Federer (L) smirking at the verbal antics of fellow net minder Marcos Baghdatis (R):
What could Marky be mentioning on the mic that’s giving Rog the jollies? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. The winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck & good writing! And don’t forget to take a Mentos or two.
1:10 pm on January 13th, 2009
"So I said, 'Federer? I hardly know her!'"
1:11 pm on January 13th, 2009
"Serena Williams is so fat, that when she sits around the house - she breaks it!"
1:20 pm on January 13th, 2009
"Too bad my friend Roger doesn't have the masculinity or machismo to grow a fine, strong, virile beard like mine. Isn't that right, babyface?
1:26 pm on January 13th, 2009
"Time for me to lay down some block rockin' beats, yo!"
1:27 pm on January 13th, 2009
"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!"
1:46 pm on January 13th, 2009
"I don't mind telling you all, but Viktoriya Kutuzova has one sweet ass!"
2:45 pm on January 13th, 2009
my name is humpty, pronounced with an "umpty"!!!
3:32 pm on January 13th, 2009
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's do like they do on the Discovery Channel."
3:36 pm on January 13th, 2009
For the last time, just because my last name is Baghdatis doesn't mean I'm an Iraqi terrorist!
4:06 pm on January 13th, 2009
Ha, Bombs over Baghdatis, that's a good one, Buddy.
4:59 pm on January 13th, 2009
Roger and I have been secret lovers for years. I call him "Pinky" and he calls me "Tonya". We are tennis "swingers"…
7:26 pm on January 13th, 2009
"Whenever I meet Nadal off of clay, he continually strokes under my balls. Wow, that was a Freudian slip…"