SbB Clever Caption Contest: Let The Quips Begin!

Hey, SbBers! We’re introducing another fun little activity to maximize your enjoyment of the total SportsByBrooks Internet experience. Get ready to be entertained & amused for hours on end, as we proudly present to you the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Each day, we’ll be presenting a new snapshot from the sports universe. And we invite you, dear readers, to put your thinking caps on and come up with whatever clever or comedic caption best captures what’s going on in said photo.

Let’s get those fingers flexing with our premiere pic:

Kevin Boss Plaxico Burress

So, what’s our pal Plaxico Burress discussing with Giants teammate Kevin Boss? Write down your witty observations in the comments section. Please keep the vulgarity to a minimum (i.e. no swears). Winner to be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. Void where prohibited by law.

Impress your friends! Baffle your enemies! Show the World Wide Web the true unharnessed power of your mighty gray matter!

Just type something, already!

30 comments

  1. GravatarMatt Sussman
    1:55 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Quick, let's re-enact what the final score of a game would be if we played the Lions."

  2. GravatarAnonymous
    1:56 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Hey man, help me get this pacifier out, and let's go find my blanky!"

  3. GravatarStan Renaldi
    1:58 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Hey, Boss, check it out — Eli's got the ass of a ten year-old boy.

  4. Gravatarjerryshortbuss
    1:58 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Check out the blonde with the nice rack in the 5th row."

  5. GravatarHightide
    2:01 pm on November 10th, 2008

    I told you i could be as much of a distraction as Shockey. 

  6. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    2:03 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Yo, Boss - How 'bout giving me a ride after the game? I'm having trouble renting a car.

  7. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    2:09 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Damn, Andy Reid's fat!

  8. GravatarNick N.
    2:16 pm on November 10th, 2008

    So I said, "Two week suspension? You're kidding me!"

  9. GravatarVernon
    2:19 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Aahhhhhh…..I shouldn't have held it in.
    Man! it's burning my eyes!

  10. Gravatarjason
    2:20 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Man, I can't wait to watch Keyshawn's new interior design TV show!"

  11. GravatarShawn H.
    2:21 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Plaxico - "Now I see what Ben was talking about… Those cheerleaders are distractingly hot!"

    Kevin - "What? Did you say something? What down is it?"

  12. GravatarEl Jefe de Jefes
    2:28 pm on November 10th, 2008

    I know this is Philly, but I swear that 's an attractive broad in the crowd. See for yourself.

  13. GravatarFrank
    2:29 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "No, it's MY football!  I'm the one who supposed to score the touchdowns for this team, not you!"

  14. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    2:35 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Explain to me again - How did we lose to Cleveland!?!?

  15. GravatarGreene Wave
    2:52 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Watch me drop this one so Eli will cry."

  16. GravatarRU Ready
    2:55 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Which cheesesteaks do you like better, Pat's or Geno's?

  17. GravatarSoCal Slackin
    2:56 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Boss- "Is that Gov. Spitzer in the first row?"Burress- "No man.  That's Coach Cowher waiting for the Eagles job to open up."

  18. GravatarBrooks
    3:12 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Plax: "What do I have to do to get Shockey's stripper friends interested in me?"

    Boss: Dirty ink, brah.

  19. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    3:12 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Why does Andy Reid wants us to go for 1? Oh, wait, he's just flipping us off.

  20. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    3:27 pm on November 10th, 2008

    You mean we're on each other's fantasy football team? That is so random!

  21. GravatarJACK
    3:31 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Hey!! Watch out in the end zone. The band left one of those carts there. Dont want to end up like that guy from Marshall who ran into one.

  22. GravatarFireems
    3:35 pm on November 10th, 2008

    What the Fahh

  23. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    3:47 pm on November 10th, 2008

    If Tony Romo can score himself some fine Jessica Simpson tail, then we can certainly get just as good.

  24. GravatarTony in Golden
    3:47 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Those girls over there.  I got their digits.  You just keep your little giant in check 'till after the game."

  25. GravatarThe Lint in Golic's Belly Button
    4:04 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Yo, Boss, check out what's between Sacramone's jazz hands."

  26. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    4:27 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Look over there, Brandon Jacobs is gonna lay that heifer tonight.

  27. GravatarJon
    4:31 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Santonio called, he needs to re-up"

  28. GravatarBallwasher
    4:45 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Practice, we talking about practice?!"

  29. GravatarMuggsy Pogues
    6:25 pm on November 10th, 2008

    Dude, you see that snot-rocket I just fired off? It's still going!

  30. GravatarHandyAndy13
    6:49 pm on November 10th, 2008

    "Hey Plax?"
    "Yeah man."
    1. "I think Andy Reid just ate a 3rd string safety with nothing but line chalk and his clipboard."
    2. "Lotta ugly in Philly."
    3. "Eli has his hand up for a high-five again.  Awkward."
    4. "So let me get this straight, if I invest $100K now at 8% interest, I'll have $400K when I hit 65?"
    5. "…"

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