SbB Clever Caption Contest: Kobe, Shaq & Sager

Hey readers! It’s time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today, we bare witness to a true All-Star moment, as the ever-fashionable Craig Sager chats it up with Sunday night’s co-MVPs Kobe & Shaq.

Kobe Shaq Craig Sager

What fun stories, anecdotes & legal advice could this happy-go-lucky trio be sharing? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing!


  1. GravatarFrank
    1:10 pm on February 16th, 2009

    Think pink!

  2. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    1:13 pm on February 16th, 2009

    "Really, Shaq, what the hell was up with those white-masked dancers?"

  3. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    1:35 pm on February 16th, 2009

    "So, what did you two get each other on Valentine's Day?"

  4. GravatarBrooks
    1:36 pm on February 16th, 2009

    Funny guys, I met her in the lobby of the Residence Inn too!

  5. GravatarAbe Froman
    1:47 pm on February 16th, 2009

    "We're getting the band back together!"

  6. Gravatarpbrown
    1:58 pm on February 16th, 2009

    "So Kobe, how does Shaq's ass taste?"

  7. GravatarThe Real BPR
    2:39 pm on February 16th, 2009

    CS: How much weight do you think I can bench press?
    Shaq: Craig, it looks like Valentine's Day threw up on you.
    KB: Humming, "Misty water color memories of the way we were…"

  8. GravatarRU Ready
    3:05 pm on February 16th, 2009

    Is that Ronald McDonald's sneaker in the lower left corner?

  9. GravatarPhil Jackson
    3:23 pm on February 16th, 2009

    Why do NBA players waste any time on Craig Sager?

  10. GravatarSteve
    4:07 pm on February 16th, 2009

    On this installment of Let's Make A Deal: Shaq would you like what's under Kobe's towel or what's behind door number two?

  11. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    6:32 pm on February 16th, 2009

    You can just feel the sexual tension.

  12. GravatarCharles U. Farley
    7:29 pm on February 16th, 2009

    "I got you this old white dude for Valentines day."

  13. GravatarQuack Attack
    8:49 pm on February 16th, 2009

    The Three Stooges, 21st Century Style.

  14. GravatarIA_FAN_4EVA
    5:47 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Kobe, look at this ****er sitting next to me thinkin I'm gonna talk to a fruitcake in pink.  What's goin on after this sh!t.

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