SbB Clever Caption Contest: Kobe Meets O’Reilly

Hey readers! Time for another thought-provoking Clever Caption Contest!

Today we present a real meeting of the minds, as left coast hoops star Kobe Bryant chats it up with right wing demagogue Bill O’Reilly:

Kobe Bryant Bill OReilly

Whatever would these mighty mental giants be discussing? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at hosting their own hard-hitting, no-holds-barred Fox News program.

Good luck & good writing!

21 comments

  1. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:35 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "See, America? I can be comfortable around black people!"

  2. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:37 pm on February 18th, 2009

    What up, G?

  3. GravatarJohn
    1:37 pm on February 18th, 2009

    So, then the rabbi says to the nun, "do you make a habit of that????"

  4. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:38 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Check out the blonde with the big rack in the fifth row."
    "I see her. Heh, heh."

  5. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:39 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "So, Kobe, could you get me Chris Mihm's autograph?"

  6. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:48 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Kobe to Bill: "Only if you get me Shepard Smith's."

  7. GravatarBenMR
    2:00 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Staring at this photo is a test of your mental strength… please, try not to vomit.

  8. GravatarASox
    2:02 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Hey Kobe, I'm hunting for little Mexican girls."

  9. GravatarUncle Kracka
    2:03 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Kobe, could I have one of your used sweat-stained towels? It's for a friend. Yeah - a friend."

  10. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    2:18 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Sorry, Kobe, but you're still gonna lose to the Celtics in the finals again."

  11. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    2:19 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Douche & Douchier

  12. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    2:27 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Bill, stop tickling me!

  13. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    2:50 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Kobe, I swear, next week I'm opening up the Factor with a dance performance by myself and the Jaberwockeez.  I'm calling it the O'Reilly Factorwockeez.

  14. GravatarThe Real BPR
    2:53 pm on February 18th, 2009

    I tell you what "G" means to me, civil settlement to avoid jailtime, I know you're with me, K-man?

  15. GravatarIndubitably
    3:12 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Motherf***er, I want more iced tea."

  16. GravatarMan U-SA
    3:49 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Singing: "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?"

  17. GravatarJohn
    4:05 pm on February 18th, 2009

    You are my dog, K, don't lie, was that piece in the CO hotel sweet or what?  Worth it?

  18. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    5:04 pm on February 18th, 2009

    What do you think - Kobe/O'Reilly in 2012!

  19. GravatarRock Strongo
    5:06 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "I've got a secret to tell you, Kobe - that ain't Gatorade!"

  20. GravatarElliot Offen
    5:32 pm on February 18th, 2009

    "Do they serve falafels in the Staples Center?"

  21. GravatarFisher
    6:20 pm on February 18th, 2009

    Sh!t, O'reilly is just about the same height as Kobe