SbB Clever Caption Contest: Jeff Reed, Puckhead

Hey, readers! Time for another invigorating SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we feature Pittsburgh Steelers kicker and SbB fave Jeff Reed, who sobered up enough (maybe) from all the post-Super Bowl partying to put in an appearance at Wednesday night’s Penguins game:

Jeff Reed Penguins jersey

So, how would you rate Reed & his new fashions? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced with great organ fanfare in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing! Try to make Mario Lemieux laugh!

20 comments

  1. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:07 pm on February 5th, 2009

    It's the guy from those TGI Friday's commercials! What's he doing here?

  2. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    1:07 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Hard to tell where his hair ends and the ice begins.

  3. GravatarRod Allen
    1:08 pm on February 5th, 2009

    "I am not a crook!"

  4. GravatarRobbie Stuntman
    1:21 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Press: "Mr.Reed how much did you pay for the haircut?"

    Reed: "$2"

  5. GravatarBobsBlitz.com
    1:23 pm on February 5th, 2009

    So, I hit my head on the toilet, knocked my self out and, Bam!  The Flux Capicator was created.

  6. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:37 pm on February 5th, 2009

    See what happens when you stick your fingers in an electrical socket?

  7. GravatarNick N.
    1:41 pm on February 5th, 2009

    That can't be Jeff Reed - he's wearing a shirt.

  8. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:51 pm on February 5th, 2009

    "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat this Ding Dong I'm holding in my right hand."

  9. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    2:50 pm on February 5th, 2009

    "Santonio Holmes gets a brand new $85,000 Escalade, yet I had to take the bus just to get here!"

  10. GravatarQuack Attack
    2:58 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Kellogg's Frosted Hair - it's grrrrrrrrrreat!

  11. Gravatarjay
    3:12 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Two more times through the wash and this jersey will match the hair.

  12. GravatarMike G
    3:29 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Why would anyone dye their roots black?

  13. GravatarBPR
    3:32 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Who knew that Dice Clay was a Pittsburgh fan?  Hickory dickory dock, this haircut sucks …

  14. GravatarBenMR
    3:50 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Some kickers are so dumb they need two hands to count to four!

  15. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    4:57 pm on February 5th, 2009

    They call me Mellow Yellow. (Quite rightly.)

  16. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    5:01 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Jeff, it's six fingers up, not four.

  17. GravatarRudy
    5:28 pm on February 5th, 2009

    "Two fingers in every light socket!"

  18. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    7:46 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Did Jeff's hair get run over by the zamboni?

  19. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    8:58 pm on February 5th, 2009

    Ka - me - ha - me - HAAAA!!!!

  20. Gravatarburghfan002
    6:01 am on February 6th, 2009

    I’m mister freeze meister…..