Hey, readers! Time for another invigorating SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we feature Pittsburgh Steelers kicker and SbB fave Jeff Reed, who sobered up enough (maybe) from all the post-Super Bowl partying to put in an appearance at Wednesday night’s Penguins game:
So, how would you rate Reed & his new fashions? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced with great organ fanfare in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck and good writing! Try to make Mario Lemieux laugh!
1:07 pm on February 5th, 2009
It's the guy from those TGI Friday's commercials! What's he doing here?
1:07 pm on February 5th, 2009
Hard to tell where his hair ends and the ice begins.
1:08 pm on February 5th, 2009
In a poor attempt to bring Japanese Anime to human form, Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg regret choosing Jeff Reed for the project.
1:08 pm on February 5th, 2009
"I am not a crook!"
1:10 pm on February 5th, 2009
I'll trade you two YuGiOh cards for two Jeff Reed cards. Wait, which one's which?
1:21 pm on February 5th, 2009
Press: "Mr.Reed how much did you pay for the haircut?"
Reed: "$2"
1:23 pm on February 5th, 2009
So, I hit my head on the toilet, knocked my self out and, Bam! The Flux Capicator was created.
1:37 pm on February 5th, 2009
See what happens when you stick your fingers in an electrical socket?
1:41 pm on February 5th, 2009
That can't be Jeff Reed - he's wearing a shirt.
1:51 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat this Ding Dong I'm holding in my right hand."
1:59 pm on February 5th, 2009
Geez, how many alternate jerseys do the Penguins need?
2:50 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Santonio Holmes gets a brand new $85,000 Escalade, yet I had to take the bus just to get here!"
2:58 pm on February 5th, 2009
Kellogg's Frosted Hair - it's grrrrrrrrrreat!
3:12 pm on February 5th, 2009
Two more times through the wash and this jersey will match the hair.
3:29 pm on February 5th, 2009
Why would anyone dye their roots black?
3:32 pm on February 5th, 2009
Who knew that Dice Clay was a Pittsburgh fan? Hickory dickory dock, this haircut sucks …
3:50 pm on February 5th, 2009
Some kickers are so dumb they need two hands to count to four!
4:57 pm on February 5th, 2009
They call me Mellow Yellow. (Quite rightly.)
5:01 pm on February 5th, 2009
Jeff, it's six fingers up, not four.
5:28 pm on February 5th, 2009
"Two fingers in every light socket!"
7:46 pm on February 5th, 2009
Did Jeff's hair get run over by the zamboni?
8:58 pm on February 5th, 2009
Ka - me - ha - me - HAAAA!!!!
9:21 pm on February 5th, 2009
My vote? BPR. That quote is hilarious.
6:01 am on February 6th, 2009
I’m mister freeze meister…..