Hey, all you stuffed SbBers! Hope you gobbled up enough turkey, pounded back enough potatoes & crammed down enough cranberry sauce to keep you full for at least until this afternoon.
As long as we’re celebrating Thanksgiving weekend, we give thanks for any opportunity to showcase a true SbB favorite, as today’s Clever Caption Contest features that garganto-sized golfer, the one & only John Daly.
Let us know what Johnny is up to underneath this tree by submitting your ideas to the comments section. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
So, start teeing off on those tidbits & slice up some suggestions!
1:10 pm on November 28th, 2008
I wouldn't go back there for a while. I just dropped a hell of a divot, if you know what I mean.
1:14 pm on November 28th, 2008
The closest John Daly would get to the greens all day.
1:20 pm on November 28th, 2008
Daly's tobacco crop is coming in quite nicely this year.
1:24 pm on November 28th, 2008
The closest John Daly would ever come to salad in his lifetime.
1:30 pm on November 28th, 2008
Anybody got a light?
1:39 pm on November 28th, 2008
Jenny Craig will never find me here!
1:45 pm on November 28th, 2008
Think I've got a chance at that Iowa Metrodome sex chick?
2:19 pm on November 28th, 2008
Just checking to see if my moonshine still is still working.
2:22 pm on November 28th, 2008
Those wings at Hooters look great. Too bad I'm banned from the place. Damn!
2:31 pm on November 28th, 2008
Phil Mickelson didn't think Daly would take him so literally when he told him to "make like a tree and leave".
3:26 pm on November 28th, 2008
Is this Hydro-Ponic?
4:49 pm on November 28th, 2008
Dad gummit… Where did I hide that flask again? It ain't here…
4:51 pm on November 28th, 2008
John Daly meets with the Bushes one more time before they're out of the White House.
5:07 pm on November 28th, 2008
Daly's golf score is high, or is that just him from smoking in the bushes.
6:41 pm on November 28th, 2008
Is this a breadfruit tree? Because I wanna make some sandwiches.
8:51 pm on November 28th, 2008
Is that you over there, Obama? I know we're both still hooked on smokin' these bad boys.
11:14 pm on November 28th, 2008
no more chipotle burritos before i hit the course, goddamn that's going to smell later…