SbB Clever Caption Contest: Daly Takes Leave(s)

Hey, all you stuffed SbBers! Hope you gobbled up enough turkey, pounded back enough potatoes & crammed down enough cranberry sauce to keep you full for at least until this afternoon.

As long as we’re celebrating Thanksgiving weekend, we give thanks for any opportunity to showcase a true SbB favorite, as today’s Clever Caption Contest features that garganto-sized golfer, the one & only John Daly.

John Daly underneath tree

Let us know what Johnny is up to underneath this tree by submitting your ideas to the comments section. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

So, start teeing off on those tidbits & slice up some suggestions!

16 comments

  1. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:10 pm on November 28th, 2008

    I wouldn't go back there for a while. I just dropped a hell of a divot, if you know what I mean.

  2. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:14 pm on November 28th, 2008

    The closest John Daly would get to the greens all day.

  3. GravatarKevin C
    1:20 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Daly's tobacco crop is coming in quite nicely this year.

  4. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:24 pm on November 28th, 2008

    The closest John Daly would ever come to salad in his lifetime.

  5. GravatarFrank
    1:30 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Anybody got a light?

  6. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:39 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Jenny Craig will never find me here!

  7. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    1:45 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Think I've got a chance at that Iowa Metrodome sex chick?

  8. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    2:19 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Just checking to see if my moonshine still is still working.

  9. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    2:22 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Those wings at Hooters look great. Too bad I'm banned from the place. Damn!

  10. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    2:31 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Phil Mickelson didn't think Daly would take him so literally when he told him to "make like a tree and leave".

  11. GravatarD-Mac Obama (#5)
    3:26 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Is this Hydro-Ponic?

  12. GravatarEl Jefe de Jefes
    4:49 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Dad gummit… Where did I hide that flask again? It ain't here…

  13. GravatarOrioled
    4:51 pm on November 28th, 2008

    John Daly meets with the Bushes one more time before they're out of the White House.

  14. Gravatarcoachgmb
    5:07 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Daly's golf score is high, or is that just him from smoking in the bushes.

  15. GravatarCleveland Brown
    6:41 pm on November 28th, 2008

    Is this a breadfruit tree? Because I wanna make some sandwiches.

  16. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    11:14 pm on November 28th, 2008

    no more chipotle burritos before i hit the course, goddamn that's going to smell later…