Hey, readers! Time for another offering of SbB’s Clever Caption Contest! As you may or may not know, the NCAA men’s basketball season officially got underway Monday night as Duke pummeled mighty Presbyterian. (Next week, the Blue Devils follow up with Southern Methodist, North Carolina Wesleyan, California Lutheran and Non-Denominational Tech.)
So you tell us - what’s Coach K crying out loud about, for crying out loud? Submit your hilarious, hellacious & humdingerious suggestions right to the comments section. Winner to be triumphantly announced during the end-of-the-day recap.
(Contest note: Responses with the overused FARK cliche “Duke sucks” will automatically be disqualified. However, various interpretations of said cliche may be allowed on a case-by-case basis. Happy writing!)
1:37 pm on November 11th, 2008
Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door, and see all the people!
1:41 pm on November 11th, 2008
This Rolex's a fake! Last time I do my timepiece shopping in Times Square!
1:45 pm on November 11th, 2008
What do you mean there were more people at the football game?
1:45 pm on November 11th, 2008
ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! (barking like seal while clapping hands)
1:48 pm on November 11th, 2008
"The left side of my face is NUMB!"
1:50 pm on November 11th, 2008
"I'M COACH K, BITCH!"
1:52 pm on November 11th, 2008
"Why wasn't our game on ESPN instead of ESPNU?"
1:54 pm on November 11th, 2008
I'm still pissed about that guy from Angola not getting a traveling call during our 85-point win!
1:58 pm on November 11th, 2008
I LIKE YOU! And by the way nice shot, friend
2:03 pm on November 11th, 2008
That smell can only mean one thing, its the Alumni Shoot-around.
2:16 pm on November 11th, 2008
I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client!
2:21 pm on November 11th, 2008
Your mascot sucks!
2:31 pm on November 11th, 2008
I told you, Vitale - the restraining order means 100 yards, no less!
2:42 pm on November 11th, 2008
"Did you see those latest Gina Carano pics? Whoa!"
2:50 pm on November 11th, 2008
Coach K's impression of Bobby Knight
2:52 pm on November 11th, 2008
"Hey, ref! It's been a good 30 seconds since a foul was called in our favor! What gives?"
3:03 pm on November 11th, 2008
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
4:09 pm on November 11th, 2008
"BURRRRRRRRRRP."
4:34 pm on November 11th, 2008
"So I cradled the Refs balls in my hands like this while I got the rest of it in my mouth like this….. long story short another ACC title secured before tip-off."
4:42 pm on November 11th, 2008
"No, not S-H-A… it's K-R-Z. How hard can it be to spell my name?"
5:39 pm on November 11th, 2008
The Coack K Oral Sex Doll. Coming to an adult toy store near you!
6:13 pm on November 11th, 2008
Can't…breathe…tie…on…too…tight…
8:40 pm on November 11th, 2008
To express displeasure at a missed free throw Coach K calmly, without breaking eye-contact, bends his thumb back until it breaks.
9:50 pm on November 11th, 2008
Our lacrosse team never spun her this way and asked her to open wide like this…
8:36 am on November 12th, 2008
Mam, your son will not come here as a McDonald's All-American and then fall into obscurity.