Time for another Grade A installment of the SbB Clever Caption Contest. And today’s special guest of honor is the one & only … Marcus Camby!
Now we put it to you, America (and Canada and anywhere else with ample Internet access) - what up with M.C.’s mouth?
Submit your submissions for the cringing Clipper into the comments section. The best of the best gets to see their name in boldface in the end-of-the-day recap. And there’s no honor more sacred or special than that.
So, get to typing - and make dear ol’ Marcus proud! (Or peeved - we’re cool either way.)
1:04 pm on November 13th, 2008
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
1:09 pm on November 13th, 2008
"I hate it when I get a carraway seed stuck in my bridgework."
1:14 pm on November 13th, 2008
"You mean I signed with the Los Angeles Clippers, not the Lakers?"
1:15 pm on November 13th, 2008
"If I close my eyes long enough, maybe this whole season will go away."
1:53 pm on November 13th, 2008
Willllber
1:57 pm on November 13th, 2008
Why did I borrow Gilbert Arenas' razor?
1:59 pm on November 13th, 2008
I forgot to TiVo "According to Jim" last night!
2:00 pm on November 13th, 2008
Shouldn't have taken a look at my stock portfolio.
2:04 pm on November 13th, 2008
"D-Sterl, keep your pimp hand strong!"
2:04 pm on November 13th, 2008
I can't take another look at that creepy Muhammad Ali body cast!
2:08 pm on November 13th, 2008
"That Rockets-Suns fight last night sure was lame."
2:13 pm on November 13th, 2008
Hey Camby! "Tell me how my A$$ tastes"? Camby…tell me how my A$$ tastes….
2:30 pm on November 13th, 2008
Someone has to tell Shaq to stop farting when he posts up… It makes my eyes burn
2:38 pm on November 13th, 2008
Camby finally realizes he has that "New Clipper" smell.
3:18 pm on November 13th, 2008
Marcus Camby doing his best "Clipper Season Ticket Holder" impression
5:52 pm on November 13th, 2008
Damn! I left the light on on my Bentley!
5:56 pm on November 13th, 2008
I hate it when peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth.