Hey, readers! Time for another adventurous SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we witness the aftermath of a crash on the Tour de California:
Wha’ happened? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck & good writing!
1:11 pm on February 17th, 2009
Yellow jersey rider's nuts got caught in the chain… he's dedicated though… once they untangle them he's planning on getting back into the race.
1:20 pm on February 17th, 2009
"Man, I gotta go really bad. I shouldn't have drunk all that Gatorade."
1:21 pm on February 17th, 2009
When paper routes collide.
1:24 pm on February 17th, 2009
Wait..what are you guys doing to my official Tour de Seat .. that will hurt my back pu**y
3:12 pm on February 17th, 2009
Exacto Knife - $5… Lighter - $3… Fishing hook and line - $15… The look on your Doctor's and the Race Official's faces after you explain you were "just trying to be more like Lance by removing a testicle in your hotel room the night before your big race" - Priceless…
3:19 pm on February 17th, 2009
Ow, I never realized how tight these cycling shorts were.
3:29 pm on February 17th, 2009
Tour de California cyclist prepares for the Tour de France by surrendering halfway through the race.
3:58 pm on February 17th, 2009
On the next episode of "Owww! My Balls!"
4:09 pm on February 17th, 2009
Sorry, folks…our shot of the beautiful fornicea bushes in the distance was messed up by these bicycle jackasses in the foreground.
4:42 pm on February 17th, 2009
"Hurry, guys! We might be able to save this bike yet!"
"What about the injured cyclist back there?"
"Who?"
4:44 pm on February 17th, 2009
This biker thinks he can win the race by riding a Lexus. But it doesn't work when he tries riding it on the hood.
4:47 pm on February 17th, 2009
Is that a Lexus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
5:49 pm on February 17th, 2009
Hey guys, are those my nuts on the pavement over there?
7:53 pm on February 17th, 2009
"Everybody look! The line's not straight. Yeah… that's why we fell."