SbB Clever Caption Contest: California Crashin’

Hey, readers! Time for another adventurous SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we witness the aftermath of a crash on the Tour de California:

Tour de California crash

Wha’ happened? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing!

12 comments

  1. GravatarJohn
    1:11 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Yellow jersey rider's nuts got caught in the chain… he's dedicated though… once they untangle them he's planning on getting back into the race.

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:20 pm on February 17th, 2009

    "Man, I gotta go really bad. I shouldn't have drunk all that Gatorade."

  3. GravatarRod Allen
    1:21 pm on February 17th, 2009

    When paper routes collide.

  4. GravatarQuack Attack
    3:19 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Ow, I never realized how tight these cycling shorts were.

  5. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    3:29 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Tour de California cyclist prepares for the Tour de France by surrendering halfway through the race.

  6. GravatarYoungGunn
    3:58 pm on February 17th, 2009

    On the next episode of "Owww! My Balls!"

  7. Gravatarmothra
    4:09 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Sorry, folks…our shot of the beautiful fornicea bushes in the distance was messed up by these bicycle¬†jackasses in the foreground.

  8. GravatarNick N.
    4:42 pm on February 17th, 2009

    "Hurry, guys! We might be able to save this bike yet!"
    "What about the injured cyclist back there?"
    "Who?"

  9. GravatarSour Orange
    4:44 pm on February 17th, 2009

    This biker thinks he can win the race by riding a Lexus. But it doesn't work when he tries riding it on the hood.

  10. GravatarGary
    4:47 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Is that a Lexus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

  11. GravatarJohn
    5:49 pm on February 17th, 2009

    Hey guys, are those my nuts on the pavement over there?

  12. GravatarMikey T
    7:53 pm on February 17th, 2009

    "Everybody look! The line's not straight. Yeah… that's why we fell."

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