Happy Hump Day, readers! And what better way to celebrate than with another rousing rendition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we feature an all-time favorite here at SbB - that coed-cuddling, orange body-painting, Erin Andrews-hugging basketball badass we all know & love as Bruce Pearl:
So, what’s the Vols coach venting about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance for a free manicure at Alimony’s.
Good luck, and good writing! Erin will be watching! (OK, maybe not.)







1:09 pm on December 17th, 2008
Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, honey!
1:10 pm on December 17th, 2008
Bruce Pearl knows how to krunk.
1:12 pm on December 17th, 2008
I want my BAGEL !
1:16 pm on December 17th, 2008
Whaddya mean Erin won't call me back?!
1:36 pm on December 17th, 2008
Can a black man get a table dance?
1:41 pm on December 17th, 2008
BOO-YAH!
2:04 pm on December 17th, 2008
Who stole my orange paint, damnit!!!
3:09 pm on December 17th, 2008
FRAAAA-SOOOOOOOOOR!!!
3:21 pm on December 17th, 2008
YAHTZEE!
3:23 pm on December 17th, 2008
Whaaaaaat, Yeeeeeeeahh, Okaaaaaaay
3:38 pm on December 17th, 2008
These pretzels are making me thirsty
3:39 pm on December 17th, 2008
who took my anal eze?
4:35 pm on December 17th, 2008
DAMN YOU TONY SOPRANO!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!
7:08 pm on December 17th, 2008
Owwww! Jump back! Kiss myself!
7:11 pm on December 17th, 2008
Ha, ha, ha, ha, Staying Alive, Staying Alive.
I'm Staying Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
8:20 pm on December 17th, 2008
Wow, the Heimlich is really hard to do by yourself!
7:55 am on December 18th, 2008
"Where's your Moses now!!"