SbB Clever Caption Contest: Adelman’s In Agony

Hey, readers! It’s once again time for another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we look at the morose mug of Houston Rockets coach Rick Adelman:

Rick Adelman Houston Rockets coach

Any ideas as to what woeful thoughts might be going through his mind? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap - which should be good enough to cheer up any Gloomy Gus or Woebegone Willis!

Anyway, good luck & good writing!


  1. Gravatarmothra
    1:19 pm on February 10th, 2009

    If we supply enough power, the nuclei WILL be liberated from the protons and create endless energy, and the…huh, what? 

  2. GravatarZard
    1:31 pm on February 10th, 2009

    "In the name of the Lord we pray, Amen"

    A better one would be what is coming from Bill Self's piehole?

  3. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:33 pm on February 10th, 2009

    Gene Keady's not looking so hot these days.

  4. GravatarShawn H.
    1:45 pm on February 10th, 2009

    The Rockets have been so boring to watch lately, even their own coach has joined the thousands of fans in attendance that have fallen asleep in their seats.

  5. GravatarNick N.
    1:55 pm on February 10th, 2009

    "Oh, A-Rod, how could you? I'll never believe in baseball again!"

  6. GravatarMan U-SA
    2:12 pm on February 10th, 2009

    "Why did I turn down that invitation to Dwyane Wade's party?"

  7. GravatarBlazer
    5:02 pm on February 10th, 2009

    At least I'm not in Portland any more!

  8. GravatarKevin C
    5:05 pm on February 10th, 2009

    "Ohm…ohm…ohm…man, this zen buddhist crap isn't working for me the way it does for Phil Jackson."

  9. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    5:24 pm on February 10th, 2009

    How long have I had this growth on my thumb?

  10. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    5:29 pm on February 10th, 2009

    "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and…dammit! I could never get this right!"

  11. GravatarKeyser Soze
    9:14 am on February 11th, 2009

    "…on Earth as it is in Heaven.  Amen."

  12. Gravatarsmart guy says....
    9:19 pm on February 11th, 2009

    these pretzels are making me thirsty