Caption Contest: Wailing In A Winter Wonderland

Hey, readers! TGIF! You know what I’m talkin’ about! But before you head off into the weekend to do some high-stressed, crowd-fighting Christmas shopping, here’s a holiday gift to you: another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today, we shush over a scene from the Skiing World Cup, where Austrian slalom sweetie Michaela Kirchgasser just fell down & went boom!

Michaela Kirchgasser

So, what’s Kirchgasser crying out about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win 15 minutes with the snow bunny of your choice back at the chalet.

Good luck & good writing! And there’s extra bonus points for every “Empire Strikes Back” reference!

14 comments

  1. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    1:11 pm on December 19th, 2008

    Ben!…Ben!

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:11 pm on December 19th, 2008

    I'm cold & frightened, and there are wolves after me!

  3. GravatarSour Orange
    1:41 pm on December 19th, 2008

    I shouldn't have eaten that yellow snow.

  4. GravatarMuggsy Pogues
    1:43 pm on December 19th, 2008

    Schuss?

  5. GravatarMichael
    2:13 pm on December 19th, 2008

    The goggles, they are not working!!!

  6. GravatarBenMR
    2:18 pm on December 19th, 2008

    Looks like Harry finally made it to Aspen… where¬† the beer flows like wine.

  7. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    2:27 pm on December 19th, 2008

    My God, it's full of snowflakes.

  8. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    2:28 pm on December 19th, 2008

    Yoda.. YODA!!!

  9. GravatarJimmy
    2:59 pm on December 19th, 2008

    You look like you just blew a seal.

    Nah, it's just snow.

  10. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    3:51 pm on December 19th, 2008

    Aaaaah! Ice cream headache!

  11. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    5:08 pm on December 19th, 2008

    And another Snoopy Snow Cone Machine malfunction claims another victim.

  12. GravatarDave
    1:00 am on December 20th, 2008

    This Ton-Ton reeks

    These Pretzels are makin me Thirsty!

    Manolo, this is some good coke

  13. GravatarEric Walker
    9:18 am on December 20th, 2008

    Doctor on scene: Michaela, I do have great news!
    Michaela: My leg is ok?
    DoS: Oh no, it's snapped in half, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
    Michaela: WHY didn't I take up swimming??

  14. Gravatarjames
    9:54 am on December 20th, 2008

    mother earth gave me a facial!!!