Hey, readers! TGIF! You know what I’m talkin’ about! But before you head off into the weekend to do some high-stressed, crowd-fighting Christmas shopping, here’s a holiday gift to you: another SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today, we shush over a scene from the Skiing World Cup, where Austrian slalom sweetie Michaela Kirchgasser just fell down & went boom!
So, what’s Kirchgasser crying out about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win 15 minutes with the snow bunny of your choice back at the chalet.
Good luck & good writing! And there’s extra bonus points for every “Empire Strikes Back” reference!
1:11 pm on December 19th, 2008
Ben!…Ben!
1:11 pm on December 19th, 2008
I'm cold & frightened, and there are wolves after me!
1:17 pm on December 19th, 2008
Hasselhoff!!
1:41 pm on December 19th, 2008
I shouldn't have eaten that yellow snow.
1:43 pm on December 19th, 2008
Schuss?
1:55 pm on December 19th, 2008
All my dicks are cumming!
2:13 pm on December 19th, 2008
The goggles, they are not working!!!
2:18 pm on December 19th, 2008
Looks like Harry finally made it to Aspen… where the beer flows like wine.
2:27 pm on December 19th, 2008
My God, it's full of snowflakes.
2:28 pm on December 19th, 2008
Yoda.. YODA!!!
2:59 pm on December 19th, 2008
You look like you just blew a seal.
Nah, it's just snow.
3:51 pm on December 19th, 2008
Aaaaah! Ice cream headache!
5:08 pm on December 19th, 2008
And another Snoopy Snow Cone Machine malfunction claims another victim.
1:00 am on December 20th, 2008
This Ton-Ton reeks
These Pretzels are makin me Thirsty!
Manolo, this is some good coke
9:18 am on December 20th, 2008
Doctor on scene: Michaela, I do have great news!
Michaela: My leg is ok?
DoS: Oh no, it's snapped in half, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Michaela: WHY didn't I take up swimming??
9:54 am on December 20th, 2008
mother earth gave me a facial!!!