Hey, readers! The weekend is fast approaching. And what better way to make the time fly by than with another SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we offer a close up of French tennis star Amelie Mauresmo:
Whatever could have Amelie suddenly realized? Submit your suggestions into the comment section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win free entry into a Ms. Mauresmo staring contest.
Good luck & good writing! And don’t you look at me like that!
1:06 pm on January 9th, 2009
I forgot to add the fabric softener!!!!
1:07 pm on January 9th, 2009
Did I leave the iron on?
1:08 pm on January 9th, 2009
Boy, that Venus Williams sure packs a mean punch.
1:09 pm on January 9th, 2009
Lot of crusty junk around here. Anybody got a napkin?
1:13 pm on January 9th, 2009
Two straight days of butt photos in the caption contests? I don't get it.
1:15 pm on January 9th, 2009
That the little thing hanging low is actually a penis.
1:24 pm on January 9th, 2009
Do I have that not so fresh feeling or don't I?
1:24 pm on January 9th, 2009
"I surrender!"
(Because she's French, you see.)
1:26 pm on January 9th, 2009
My jaw hurts. I shouldn't have given that pre-match BJ.
1:36 pm on January 9th, 2009
Women's tennis sucks, except for the short skirts and crotch shots…
1:38 pm on January 9th, 2009
Let me clean off a place for my girlfriend to sit.
1:39 pm on January 9th, 2009
These pretzels are making me thirsty
1:41 pm on January 9th, 2009
I can actually feel the mustache growing back in.
1:42 pm on January 9th, 2009
Now which one was I again? dude or chick, I can never remember……
1:43 pm on January 9th, 2009
The acid is kicking in.
1:46 pm on January 9th, 2009
Martina was a lesbian??
1:59 pm on January 9th, 2009
Ana is dating who?!?!
2:00 pm on January 9th, 2009
Rey did WHAT!? to erin andrews
2:04 pm on January 9th, 2009
Joel Przybilla's grandma is writing how many letters to David Stern?!?!
2:05 pm on January 9th, 2009
OMG, I'm in love…with a man!!!!
2:08 pm on January 9th, 2009
I've got a cute tennis butt, too, you know.
2:10 pm on January 9th, 2009
I can't remember, did I forget to tuck my penis today?
2:27 pm on January 9th, 2009
Your right I could save hundreds in baterries if I bought the corded one….! Bitch
2:32 pm on January 9th, 2009
Tiger Woods is getting paid how much not to play in Hawaii?
2:44 pm on January 9th, 2009
Did I remember to set my TiVo for "Show Me Your Wits"?
3:01 pm on January 9th, 2009
Sacrebleu!
3:33 pm on January 9th, 2009
I… Can't… Stop… Staring… At… Brooks'… Package…
4:34 pm on January 9th, 2009
"Ya know, Silent Bob, we could live like fat rats if we were the blunt connection in Sherman Oaks…"
4:59 pm on January 9th, 2009
Damn caraway seed is stuck in my bridgework.
5:37 pm on January 9th, 2009
What does the blue line mean in the test????
6:34 pm on January 9th, 2009
My contacts are killing me.
6:55 pm on January 9th, 2009
I just realized how empty my life was until I confessed my sins to Tim Tebow.
10:42 pm on January 9th, 2009
oh my god…..the Patriots AREN'T going to be in the Super Bowl this year?
11:03 pm on January 9th, 2009
I knew it wasn't a good idea to be on the Real World: Brooklyn
9:51 am on January 10th, 2009
Holy Crap!! I do look like Agassi before he went bald!!!
10:48 am on January 10th, 2009
Oh my god, you have a c*ck! You trannies are harder to spot than fake flowers at a funeral home…..
11:45 pm on January 10th, 2009
I can't wear bike shorts under my skirt this year? Damn it, some one is going to need a weed whacker…..