SbB Caption Contest: The Matter With Mauresmo

Hey, readers! The weekend is fast approaching. And what better way to make the time fly by than with another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we offer a close up of French tennis star Amelie Mauresmo:

Amelie Mauresmo

Whatever could have Amelie suddenly realized? Submit your suggestions into the comment section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win free entry into a Ms. Mauresmo staring contest.

Good luck & good writing! And don’t you look at me like that!

31 comments

  1. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:06 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I forgot to add the fabric softener!!!!

  2. GravatarFrank
    1:07 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Did I leave the iron on?

  3. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:08 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Boy, that Venus Williams sure packs a mean punch.

  4. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:09 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Lot of crusty junk around here. Anybody got a napkin?

  5. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:13 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Two straight days of butt photos in the caption contests? I don't get it.

  6. GravatarAT
    1:24 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Do I have that not so fresh feeling or don't I?

  7. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:24 pm on January 9th, 2009

    "I surrender!"

    (Because she's French, you see.)

  8. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    1:26 pm on January 9th, 2009

    My jaw hurts. I shouldn't have given that pre-match BJ.

  9. Gravatarbrady bunch
    1:39 pm on January 9th, 2009

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  10. GravatarBenMR
    1:41 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I can actually feel the mustache growing back in.

  11. GravatarLammer
    1:42 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Now which one was I again? dude or chick, I can never remember……

  12. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    1:43 pm on January 9th, 2009

    The acid is kicking in.

  13. GravatarSAbney
    1:46 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Martina was a lesbian??

  14. GravatarOrioled
    1:59 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Ana is dating who?!?!

  15. GravatarVice
    2:00 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Rey did WHAT!? to erin andrews

  16. GravatarMan U-SA
    2:04 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Joel Przybilla's grandma is writing how many letters to David Stern?!?!

  17. Gravatarfred
    2:05 pm on January 9th, 2009

    OMG, I'm in love…with a man!!!!

  18. GravatarCanesFan77
    2:08 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I've got a cute tennis butt, too, you know.

  19. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    2:32 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Tiger Woods is getting paid how much not to play in Hawaii?

  20. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    2:44 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Did I remember to set my TiVo for "Show Me Your Wits"?

  21. GravatarRudy
    3:01 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Sacrebleu!

  22. GravatarMdog
    3:33 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I…  Can't…  Stop…  Staring…  At…  Brooks'…  Package…

  23. GravatarTrotter
    4:34 pm on January 9th, 2009

    "Ya know, Silent Bob, we could live like fat rats if we were the blunt connection in Sherman Oaks…"

  24. GravatarRock Strongo
    4:59 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Damn caraway seed is stuck in my bridgework.

  25. Gravatarg8orlvr
    5:37 pm on January 9th, 2009

    What does the blue line mean in the test????

  26. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    6:34 pm on January 9th, 2009

    My contacts are killing me.

  27. GravatarAdam
    6:55 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I just realized how empty my life was until I confessed my sins to Tim Tebow.

  28. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    10:42 pm on January 9th, 2009

    oh my god…..the Patriots AREN'T going to be in the Super Bowl this year?

  29. GravatarDrew
    11:03 pm on January 9th, 2009

    I knew it wasn't a good idea to be on the Real World: Brooklyn

  30. Gravatarjanseyhull
    9:51 am on January 10th, 2009

    Holy Crap!! I do look like Agassi before he went bald!!!

  31. GravatarTiziana
    11:45 pm on January 10th, 2009

    I can't wear bike shorts under my skirt this year? Damn it, some one is going to need a weed whacker…..