SbB Caption Contest: Sandler & Allen Get Clipped

Hey readers! Time for another star-studded SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch sight of Adam Sandler & Marcus Allen sitting courtside at last night’s Clippers game at Staples Center, where … wait a sec. A Clippers game? Couldn’t they have at least waited ’til tomorrow to see Kobe & the Lakers take on Shaq & the Suns? But hold on - the Clips actually beat the Celtics? Maybe the sight of Marcus & Adam proved to be inspirational for L.A.’s NBA B-team to bring it’s A-Game. Anyway, here they are:

Adam Sandler Marcus Allen Clippers game

Think you can shield your eyes long enough from such an awesome display of star power to make an amusing quip? If so, submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to get two tickets for the upcoming Sandler-Allen theatrical vehicle, “The Longest Yard II: Go Longer”.

Good luck and good writing! And if any Hollywood studio actually goes through with this production, we want our fair share of the net gross.

16 comments

  1. GravatarEl Stinko
    1:28 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "And your Cajun Boy character? Man, that got really annoying really quickly!"

  2. GravatarNick N.
    1:28 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Is that Arli$$ on the right?

  3. GravatarMr. Jim
    1:39 pm on February 26th, 2009

    L to R
    Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, Irrellevant!

  4. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:39 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Alright, Adam, which one sucks more.  The Clippers, or "You Don't Mess with the Zohan?"

  5. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:43 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "I did enjoy 'Happy Gilmore', Adam. You should let Bob Barker beat you up in your movies more often."

  6. Gravataralan
    1:58 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Damn, we invited the wrong Hudson!

  7. GravatarCanesFan77
    3:14 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "I can't wait to get home and look for that Erin Andrews sex tape online!"

  8. GravatarBob
    3:18 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Isn't that Tobey Maguire on the other side of Sandler?

  9. GravatarJohn
    3:44 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Sandler: (in head) hehe I CAN NOT believe I'm sitting next to M-A-R-C-U-S freakin' A-L-L-E-N!!!
    Allen: (in head) OMG… I CAN NOT believe I'm sitting next to A-D-A-M freakin' S-A-N-D-L-E-R!!!

  10. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    4:20 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "So, Marcus, how come you never hosted Saturday Night Live?"

  11. GravatarQuack Attack
    4:20 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Rogaine's latest 4 clients.

  12. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    5:00 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "Hey, is that kid to our right Spider-Man?"
    "I dunno. I don't see Kirsten Dunst anywhere."

  13. GravatarFuller Bull
    5:55 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "I loved you in The Wedding Singer!"
    "I loved you with the Chiefs!"

  14. GravatarStephen Morando
    6:35 pm on February 26th, 2009

    The boys night out at Chippendales…

    Marcus- Hey Adam, Thanks for inviting me to watch the chippendales!  The little one on the left has a nice bottom!

    Adam- No problem Marcus, I just love to watch their marble bags and bow ties dancing around!

  15. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    6:52 pm on February 26th, 2009

    "Why did you do 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry'?"
    "Why did you play for Kansas City?"

  16. GravatarRobertPZ
    7:23 pm on February 26th, 2009

    Another thing of note is that the first guy with the beard sitting next to them is Kate Hudson's brother Oliver who stars in the Monday night CBS cit-com Rules of Engagement with another SNL alum David Spade.