Hey readers! Time for another star-studded SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we catch sight of Adam Sandler & Marcus Allen sitting courtside at last night’s Clippers game at Staples Center, where … wait a sec. A Clippers game? Couldn’t they have at least waited ’til tomorrow to see Kobe & the Lakers take on Shaq & the Suns? But hold on - the Clips actually beat the Celtics? Maybe the sight of Marcus & Adam proved to be inspirational for L.A.’s NBA B-team to bring it’s A-Game. Anyway, here they are:
Think you can shield your eyes long enough from such an awesome display of star power to make an amusing quip? If so, submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to get two tickets for the upcoming Sandler-Allen theatrical vehicle, “The Longest Yard II: Go Longer”.
Good luck and good writing! And if any Hollywood studio actually goes through with this production, we want our fair share of the net gross.
1:28 pm on February 26th, 2009
"And your Cajun Boy character? Man, that got really annoying really quickly!"
1:28 pm on February 26th, 2009
Is that Arli$$ on the right?
1:39 pm on February 26th, 2009
L to R
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, Irrellevant!
1:39 pm on February 26th, 2009
Alright, Adam, which one sucks more. The Clippers, or "You Don't Mess with the Zohan?"
1:43 pm on February 26th, 2009
"I did enjoy 'Happy Gilmore', Adam. You should let Bob Barker beat you up in your movies more often."
1:58 pm on February 26th, 2009
Damn, we invited the wrong Hudson!
3:14 pm on February 26th, 2009
"I can't wait to get home and look for that Erin Andrews sex tape online!"
3:18 pm on February 26th, 2009
Isn't that Tobey Maguire on the other side of Sandler?
3:44 pm on February 26th, 2009
Sandler: (in head) hehe I CAN NOT believe I'm sitting next to M-A-R-C-U-S freakin' A-L-L-E-N!!!
Allen: (in head) OMG… I CAN NOT believe I'm sitting next to A-D-A-M freakin' S-A-N-D-L-E-R!!!
4:20 pm on February 26th, 2009
"So, Marcus, how come you never hosted Saturday Night Live?"
4:20 pm on February 26th, 2009
Rogaine's latest 4 clients.
5:00 pm on February 26th, 2009
"Hey, is that kid to our right Spider-Man?"
"I dunno. I don't see Kirsten Dunst anywhere."
5:55 pm on February 26th, 2009
"I loved you in The Wedding Singer!"
"I loved you with the Chiefs!"
6:35 pm on February 26th, 2009
The boys night out at Chippendales…
Marcus- Hey Adam, Thanks for inviting me to watch the chippendales! The little one on the left has a nice bottom!
Adam- No problem Marcus, I just love to watch their marble bags and bow ties dancing around!
6:52 pm on February 26th, 2009
"Why did you do 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry'?"
"Why did you play for Kansas City?"
7:23 pm on February 26th, 2009
Another thing of note is that the first guy with the beard sitting next to them is Kate Hudson's brother Oliver who stars in the Monday night CBS cit-com Rules of Engagement with another SNL alum David Spade.