Hey, readers! Time for another stupendous SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we toss up a peculiar pic of Cincinnati Reds pitcher Arthur Rhodes:
So, how would you explain this surreal Spring Training snapshot of Artie in action? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. The winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck and good writing!







1:02 pm on March 2nd, 2009
Bawk bawk!
1:08 pm on March 2nd, 2009
And he STICKS the dismount…!!
1:09 pm on March 2nd, 2009
Look out! He just finished off a bowl of chili!
1:47 pm on March 2nd, 2009
I always new wearing all of those gold chains would get to Rhodes some day.
1:48 pm on March 2nd, 2009
Kuh Kaw!!! Kuh Kaw!!!
1:50 pm on March 2nd, 2009
The dyslexic version of YMCA
2:10 pm on March 2nd, 2009
…and when you awake, everytime you hear, "Batter Up!", you'll act like a chicken.
3:10 pm on March 2nd, 2009
hey gonzalez…where you at???
3:15 pm on March 2nd, 2009
Yep, still zipped up!
3:28 pm on March 2nd, 2009
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
4:06 pm on March 2nd, 2009
"BARRFFFFFFFFF!"
4:07 pm on March 2nd, 2009
I bet Arthur throws nothing but fowl balls.
5:08 pm on March 2nd, 2009
I know I can jump over this pitcher's mound - I just need a good wind-up.
5:24 pm on March 2nd, 2009
'I call this pitch a reverse 3 and half somersault curve in the pike position.'
5:33 pm on March 2nd, 2009
hmmm….I wonder if I can get a red snuggie with my number on it….pffffff….damn!
5:56 pm on March 2nd, 2009
Arthur Rhodes gets ready to attempt his own Nate Robinson All Star Game dunk.
12:52 am on March 3rd, 2009
"Artie, go from the stretch."
1:44 pm on March 3rd, 2009
Simon says, "Now touch your elbows together"