SbB Caption Contest: Mankind’s Greatest Weapon

Greetings, fair readers! Once again it’s time to dispense with another SbB Clever Caption Contest! Today we slam down a snapshot of the man called Cactus Jack, Dude Love, Mankind - the triple-threat ring warrior we all know & love as Mick Foley:

Mick Foley Tshirt Gun

Care to wrestle up any ideas of what we got goin’ on here? Share your sentiments by sending some suggestions into the comments section. Best submission will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with the winner cherishing the warm glow of accomplishment as we delve further into the winter months.

Good luck, and good writing! Mr. Socko thanks you.

20 comments

  1. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    1:24 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Now to take out Vince McMahon.

  2. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    1:26 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Good, bad, I'm the guy with the t-shirt gun.

  3. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:39 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Now to take out Maude Flanders.

  4. GravatarX-Factor
    1:47 pm on November 25th, 2008

    That's some hunting outfit.

  5. GravatarCard4Life
    1:49 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mark Cuban has really let himself go.

  6. Gravatarmidgetswithtickets.com
    1:56 pm on November 25th, 2008

    with this gun i can shoot mr socko up her taco!

  7. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:58 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mick's all ready to go hunting whitetail with Barry Bonds.

  8. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    2:25 pm on November 25th, 2008

    In a nod to Cactus Jack, "Bang Bang!"

  9. GravatarCleveland Brown
    2:38 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mick Foley stars in "Dog Day Afternoon II: Electric Boogaloo"

  10. GravatarBrooks
    3:21 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Someone, anyone, PLEASE PAY ME.

  11. GravatarAbe Froman
    3:26 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mick Foley joins the Department of Homeland Security.

  12. GravatarAnonymous
    3:33 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Lose one friggin match to Golddust…

  13. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    3:41 pm on November 25th, 2008

    "Which way to Iraq?"

  14. GravatarShawn H.
    3:45 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Who in the hell is hiring the cheerleaders these days?

  15. GravatarBish
    4:08 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mr. Cuban we are ready to start your colonoscopy.

  16. Gravataralan
    4:09 pm on November 25th, 2008

    "It's all gone downhill since i was on Boy Meets World!"

  17. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    5:26 pm on November 25th, 2008

    "Shhh! Be vewy, vewy, quiet. I'm hunting LeBwons and Kobe Bwyants. Ha ha ha ha ha!"

  18. GravatarDean
    7:42 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Fans complained about receiving free sweat pants at games, so the NBA decided a male model demonstration could spark interest.

  19. GravatarEager Beaver
    8:06 pm on November 25th, 2008

    Mick Foley auditions for "Yosemite Sam: The Later Years".

  20. GravatarBob
    8:08 am on November 26th, 2008

    Now selling the mike mangino super sub shooter.