Hey there, readers! Before you head off for the delightful/dreadful (choose one) Valentine’s Day weekend, how about taking one more stab at another hearty SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today’s photo is a touching one indeed, as Chelsea striker Frank Lampard stretches it all out while behind teammate John Terry:
Really, what else can be said about such an astonishing image? Let’s find out! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck and good writing!
1:38 pm on February 13th, 2009
Who says soccer isn't spreading?
2:04 pm on February 13th, 2009
See what David Beckham's metrosexuality has led to?
2:10 pm on February 13th, 2009
Lampard has a lamp hard.
2:12 pm on February 13th, 2009
Get a room!
2:16 pm on February 13th, 2009
European soccer players have all these sexy WAGs, and they still resort to this?
2:17 pm on February 13th, 2009
Just keeping the British end up, sir!
2:19 pm on February 13th, 2009
"Don't turn around, I'm pretending you're David Beckham."
2:19 pm on February 13th, 2009
Lampard & Terry show off their skills for the expansion West Hollywood MLS franchise.
2:28 pm on February 13th, 2009
"Strange finding a bar of soap here."
2:32 pm on February 13th, 2009
Terry gives new meaning to the term "fullback"
2:33 pm on February 13th, 2009
Terry gives new meaning to the term "fullback"
2:48 pm on February 13th, 2009
Spanish Announcer, " Goooooooooallllllll"
2:55 pm on February 13th, 2009
Is spooning a red card or a yellow card?
3:17 pm on February 13th, 2009
Just another example of the finer points of soccer that we Americans will never get, pre-game sodomy.
3:54 pm on February 13th, 2009
This single spindle levitation trick is pretty good, no?
4:38 pm on February 13th, 2009
All while the stadium's loudspeakers play Salt-n-Pepa's "Push It".
4:39 pm on February 13th, 2009
There goes Frank & John's chances at a date with Erin Andrews.
5:20 pm on February 13th, 2009
So thats how you measure an inseam
6:11 pm on February 13th, 2009
Think about puppies… puppies and butterflies… puppies butterflies and erasers… oh god there's Erin Andrews!
6:49 pm on February 13th, 2009
Before Frank Lampard gets on the job, he likes to give John Terry's undercarriage a bit of the ol' how's-your-father.
6:56 pm on February 13th, 2009
Every… Muscle… Needs… To… Be… Stretched… Ohhhhhh!
7:12 pm on February 13th, 2009
Just like the Flinstones, they'll have a gay old time.
11:22 pm on February 13th, 2009
Midfielders: Ben Dover and Phil McCrackun
3:43 pm on February 15th, 2009
WE SWEAR SOCCER ISN'T GAY!