Caption Contest: Getting Behind Your Teammates

Hey there, readers! Before you head off for the delightful/dreadful (choose one) Valentine’s Day weekend, how about taking one more stab at another hearty SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s photo is a touching one indeed, as Chelsea striker Frank Lampard stretches it all out while behind teammate John Terry:

Frank Lampard John Terry Chelsea

Really, what else can be said about such an astonishing image? Let’s find out! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

22 comments

  1. GravatarBenMR
    1:38 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Who says soccer isn't spreading?

  2. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    2:04 pm on February 13th, 2009

    See what David Beckham's metrosexuality has led to?

  3. GravatarOrioled
    2:10 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Lampard has a lamp hard.

  4. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    2:12 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Get a room!

  5. GravatarZach
    2:16 pm on February 13th, 2009

    European soccer players have all these sexy WAGs, and they still resort to this?

  6. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    2:17 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Just keeping the British end up, sir!

  7. GravatarRudy
    2:19 pm on February 13th, 2009

    "Don't turn around, I'm pretending you're David Beckham."

  8. GravatarX-Factor
    2:19 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Lampard & Terry show off their skills for the expansion West Hollywood MLS franchise.

  9. Gravatararlo
    2:28 pm on February 13th, 2009

    "Strange finding a bar of soap here."

  10. GravatarRobbie Stuntman
    2:32 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Terry gives new meaning to the term "fullback"

  11. GravatarRobbieStuntman
    2:33 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Terry gives new meaning to the term "fullback"

  12. GravatarJ in So Cal
    2:48 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Spanish Announcer, " Goooooooooallllllll"

  13. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    2:55 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Is spooning a red card or a yellow card?

  14. GravatarBPR
    3:17 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Just another example of the finer points of soccer that we Americans will never get, pre-game sodomy.

  15. GravatarA Lotta Bounce/Ounce
    3:54 pm on February 13th, 2009

    This single spindle levitation trick is pretty good, no?

  16. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    4:38 pm on February 13th, 2009

    All while the stadium's loudspeakers play Salt-n-Pepa's "Push It".

  17. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    4:39 pm on February 13th, 2009

    There goes Frank & John's chances at a date with Erin Andrews.

  18. GravatarDa Bears
    5:20 pm on February 13th, 2009

    So thats how you measure an inseam

  19. GravatarGV
    6:11 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Think about puppies… puppies and butterflies… puppies butterflies and erasers… oh god there's Erin Andrews!

  20. GravatarMinnyCooper
    6:49 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Before Frank Lampard gets on the job, he likes to give John Terry's undercarriage a bit of the ol' how's-your-father.

  21. GravatarMDog609
    6:56 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Every…  Muscle…  Needs… To… Be…  Stretched…  Ohhhhhh!

  22. GravatarPhil McCrackun
    11:22 pm on February 13th, 2009

    Midfielders:  Ben Dover and Phil McCrackun