SbB Caption Contest: Keep Your Eye On The Ball

Hey, readers! It’s time for another sublime SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we serve up a snapshot of Russian tennis player Dinara Safina, who shows us the proper way of keeping your eye on the ball:

Dinara Safina

Have a quip that better encapsulates this scene? Submit you suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! But try not to get too high-strung about it.

16 comments

  1. GravatarEl Stinko
    1:14 pm on January 14th, 2009

    That's the common reaction most female tennis players have to seeing balls.

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:15 pm on January 14th, 2009

    "WILLLLSONNNNNN! WILLLLSONNNNN!"

  3. GravatarRU Ready
    1:28 pm on January 14th, 2009

    A tennis ball! I wasn't planning on that!

  4. GravatarPunchrockgroin
    1:32 pm on January 14th, 2009

    MY EYE!! THIS HUGE FREAKIN TENNIS BALL IS STUCK IN MY EYE!!!!!

  5. GravatarKevin C
    1:52 pm on January 14th, 2009

    Balls out, man!

  6. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:57 pm on January 14th, 2009

    Ukraine! Ukraine!  Ukraine is weak. 

  7. GravatarKeyser Soze
    2:18 pm on January 14th, 2009

    What am I doing out of the house?  I've got laundry to do, dishes to wash, and I have to finish dinner before my partner gets home from softball practice.

  8. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    3:10 pm on January 14th, 2009

    Does this pink suit make me look fat?

  9. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    3:12 pm on January 14th, 2009

    If this is a Russian tennis player, where are the pics of her shapely, shapely ass?

  10. GravatarJ in So Cal
    3:20 pm on January 14th, 2009

    A line from Rocky IV when they meet in the middle of the ring.

    " I must destroy you"

  11. Gravatarbazz
    4:56 pm on January 14th, 2009

    With a ball in the middle of my face, I'm just half ugly.

  12. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    5:02 pm on January 14th, 2009

    This was Made in RUSSIA?

  13. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    5:18 pm on January 14th, 2009

    Reminds me of this quote from Foghorn Leghorn as he's talking to that little chicken hawk who's always trying to catch him:

    "Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye! Ball! Eyeball! I almost had a joke there. Gag, that is!

    You're built too low! The good ones keep passin' over ya!"

  14. GravatarEager Beaver
    6:26 pm on January 14th, 2009

    Dinara really needs to have her right eye looked at - it's all swollen & green & fuzzy.

  15. GravatarTim Tebowner
    6:47 pm on January 14th, 2009

    "I'm going to slap this ball like it was one of those balls that bruised my butt yesterday"

  16. GravatarTim Tebowner
    6:48 pm on January 14th, 2009

    "Maybe if I hit this hard enough I won't have to chug anymore Metamucil!"