Hey, readers! Time for another hot ‘n’ heavy SbB Clever Caption Contest!
And I use the term “hot ‘n’ heavy” in honor of today’s featured subject - Jessica Alba. Here’s the actress at Staples Center Monday night enjoying a Clippers game with her husband Cash Warren:
That’s her on the right. No, on the left. She’s on the left. I think. Anyway, how would you describe this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at one free month’s rent at the Donald Sterling slum of your choice.
Good luck & good writing. You do want to impress Jess, don’t ya?
1:11 pm on January 27th, 2009
I farted.
1:11 pm on January 27th, 2009
OMG!! It just dawned on me. I'm Jessica Alba and I married HIM????? or..
I could've had a V-8!
1:36 pm on January 27th, 2009
Can't get this nacho cheese stuff off of the corner of my mouth.
1:38 pm on January 27th, 2009
Cash Warren? Who the hell is Cash Warren? I thought I married Jon Favreau!
1:43 pm on January 27th, 2009
Apparently, Jessica went and hired Ricky Ledee to cover for Cash will he went out and searched for her career.
1:45 pm on January 27th, 2009
I said I wouldn't swallow
1:48 pm on January 27th, 2009
RU Ready:
That's not nacho cheese.
1:50 pm on January 27th, 2009
Cash: "Come on, kiss cam! Come onnnn, kiss cam!"
1:58 pm on January 27th, 2009
Watching the Clippers instead of the Lakers? She must have been demoted from A-List to B-List celebrity status.
2:34 pm on January 27th, 2009
Oh, 'Cash'…
2:50 pm on January 27th, 2009
Jessica Alba prepares herself for the starring role in a remake of Agatha Christie's Miss Marple.
2:51 pm on January 27th, 2009
Dishpan hands!
3:04 pm on January 27th, 2009
Must… keep… food… down… despite… watching… Clippers.
3:14 pm on January 27th, 2009
How come my residual checks from "Dark Angel" haven't arrived yet?
3:20 pm on January 27th, 2009
If my hat is big enough, no one will recognize me sitting next to this big oaf.
4:30 pm on January 27th, 2009
Typo Corrected
Apparently, Jessica went and hired Ricky Ledee to cover for Cash while he went out and searched for her career.
5:02 pm on January 27th, 2009
just cleaning up a lil splash from cash!
9:17 pm on January 27th, 2009
My Lee press-on nails fell off!
7:46 am on January 28th, 2009
Who names their kid Cash? or
Is this picture for www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
6:36 pm on January 28th, 2009
This game is as bad as (insert Jessica Alba movie here).