SbB Caption Contest: Jessica Alba @ the Clip Joint

Hey, readers! Time for another hot ‘n’ heavy SbB Clever Caption Contest!

And I use the term “hot ‘n’ heavy” in honor of today’s featured subject - Jessica Alba. Here’s the actress at Staples Center Monday night enjoying a Clippers game with her husband Cash Warren:

Jessica Alba at Clippers game

That’s her on the right. No, on the left. She’s on the left. I think. Anyway, how would you describe this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at one free month’s rent at the Donald Sterling slum of your choice.

Good luck & good writing. You do want to impress Jess, don’t ya?

20 comments

  1. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    1:11 pm on January 27th, 2009

    I farted.

  2. GravatarEric Walker
    1:11 pm on January 27th, 2009

    OMG!! It just dawned on me. I'm Jessica Alba and I married HIM????? or..

    I could've had a V-8!

  3. GravatarRU Ready
    1:36 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Can't get this nacho cheese stuff off of the corner of my mouth.

  4. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:38 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Cash Warren? Who the hell is Cash Warren? I thought I married Jon Favreau!

  5. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:43 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Apparently, Jessica went and hired Ricky Ledee to cover for Cash will he went out and searched for her career.

  6. GravatarBaberudy
    1:45 pm on January 27th, 2009

    I said I wouldn't swallow

  7. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    1:48 pm on January 27th, 2009

    RU Ready:

    That's not nacho cheese.

  8. GravatarSour Orange
    1:50 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Cash: "Come on, kiss cam! Come onnnn, kiss cam!"

  9. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:58 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Watching the Clippers instead of the Lakers? She must have been demoted from A-List to B-List celebrity status.

  10. GravatarBob Mantz
    2:34 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Oh, 'Cash'…

  11. GravatarRod Allen
    2:50 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Jessica Alba prepares herself for the starring role in a remake of Agatha Christie's Miss Marple.

  12. GravatarAll Washed Up
    2:51 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Dishpan hands!

  13. GravatarBenMR
    3:04 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Must… keep… food… down… despite… watching… Clippers.

  14. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    3:14 pm on January 27th, 2009

    How come my residual checks from "Dark Angel" haven't arrived yet?

  15. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    3:20 pm on January 27th, 2009

    If my hat is big enough, no one will recognize me sitting next to this big oaf.

  16. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    4:30 pm on January 27th, 2009

    Typo Corrected

    Apparently, Jessica went and hired Ricky Ledee to cover for Cash while he went out and searched for her career.

  17. GravatarAnonymous
    5:02 pm on January 27th, 2009

    just cleaning up a lil splash from cash!

  18. GravatarEager Beaver
    9:17 pm on January 27th, 2009

    My Lee press-on nails fell off!

  19. GravatarFilm@11
    7:46 am on January 28th, 2009

    Who names their kid Cash? or
    Is this picture for www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

  20. GravatarDrew
    6:36 pm on January 28th, 2009

    This game is as bad as (insert Jessica Alba movie here).