Hey, readers! Time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today, we take a look back at last night’s fascinating Fiesta Bowl. Just how were the Longhorns able to rally & best the Buckeyes? By scanning the sidelines, we come across a sight more inspiring to UT fans than Bevo belching “The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You”: Matthew McConaughey.
What’s this Hollywood hunk hollerin’ about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section listed below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-they-day recap, with a chance to claim your own DVD copy of “Failure To Launch” - to throw in the trash at your own leisure.
Good luck & good writing! Or Matt will sign up to do “Failure To Launch 2″.
1:03 pm on January 6th, 2009
Where's my bongos? I wanna strip naked and start playing.
1:22 pm on January 6th, 2009
We are…Marshall!
Oh, we're not?
1:23 pm on January 6th, 2009
You, the blonde in the fifth row. My trailer. 5 minutes.
1:30 pm on January 6th, 2009
I want my bong back right now !!!!!
1:41 pm on January 6th, 2009
"…they stay the SAME AGE!!! You hearin' me?!!! No matter how old I get, the SAME AGE!"
1:43 pm on January 6th, 2009
Tell Cosby I still want my Pudding Pop, and I don't care what it'll do to my scraggly-ass blond beard. And why'd ya tell me i could go shirtless with this leather jacket, it's chafing me like a beetch! I better hit the showers; u comin?
2:09 pm on January 6th, 2009
Hey, I'll shave when I hit puberty… stop making fun of me
2:10 pm on January 6th, 2009
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
2:20 pm on January 6th, 2009
I always thought it was the Bonghorns, brah!
2:29 pm on January 6th, 2009
Hey! Take that back. I am not the Geico cave man!!
2:33 pm on January 6th, 2009
The Dude wants you to stop pissing on his rug RIGHT NOW!
3:01 pm on January 6th, 2009
I told you, Colt, my relationship with Lance is over!! Stop being so possessive!!
3:01 pm on January 6th, 2009
"…..and no PLEDGE PINS!!
3:49 pm on January 6th, 2009
"The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You!!!"
(what? that actually works)
4:14 pm on January 6th, 2009
You know how embarrassing it is to have this guy as a fan?
5:17 pm on January 6th, 2009
Don't worry, it's a big game and Tressel is their coach… He'll find a way to lose.
5:21 pm on January 6th, 2009
Bender.. You mess with us.. You'll get the horns..
5:32 pm on January 6th, 2009
Don’t be a hater – the jacket and beard are both real!
5:46 pm on January 6th, 2009
I'm looking for a guy named Stewie
6:27 pm on January 6th, 2009
BEEF! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!
6:32 pm on January 6th, 2009
"The contract says he gets TIVO!"
6:35 pm on January 6th, 2009
Do you have the will, the heart, and the determination to go on? It'd be a lot cooler if you did…
8:23 pm on January 6th, 2009
HEY, it's just like I told my boy Vince, "You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N"
side note - GO TITANS!!!!
9:27 pm on January 6th, 2009
How the hell are you losing to Ohio State? EVERYONE beats them in BCS Bowls.
10:09 pm on January 6th, 2009
GO!!!It should be $25 for 4 grams.
8:31 am on January 7th, 2009
YOU go back to your room and do not come out until that back pu**y is fluffed properly, I have had it with your half assed attempts
8:33 am on January 7th, 2009
.wooow..watch the leather man..