Hey there, readers! Keep your heads up, because it’s time for another wild & exotic edition of the ever-engrossing SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we check in on the Johnnie Walker Classic going down Down Under, as golfer Gary Lockerbie greets a couple of kangaroos on the green:
Ok, so it’s not that hilarious of a description. Maybe you can do better! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in an Aussie accent in the end-of-the-day recap, with the first shrimp on the barbie on me!
So, good luck & good writing - and g’day, mate!







1:08 pm on February 19th, 2009
Get a room, you two!
1:09 pm on February 19th, 2009
Little kangaroo: "Dammit, I know I left my keys in here somewhere!"
1:10 pm on February 19th, 2009
Somebody forgot to tie me kangaroo down, sport.
1:13 pm on February 19th, 2009
If John Daly was there, they would be having a kangaroo-a-que by now.
1:14 pm on February 19th, 2009
Former Kangaroo President Bill Klintaroo interviews another intern.
1:15 pm on February 19th, 2009
A young kangaroo tries to shield his face from the sight of Phil Mickelson's man-boobs.
1:38 pm on February 19th, 2009
As perfectly illustrated in this photo, Lockerbie needs to focus on his game and not focus on the kangaroos.
1:39 pm on February 19th, 2009
"I must have one Foster's too many - I'm seeing kangaroos on the fairway!"
1:54 pm on February 19th, 2009
Dressed as a kangaroo A-Rod find a new place to hide from the paparazzi…
1:57 pm on February 19th, 2009
Damn where did I place that shot of boli..I have a boxing match coming up and need the energy
2:17 pm on February 19th, 2009
I hope we don't see Elkington out here…or we'll be on the barby in 20 minutes.
2:25 pm on February 19th, 2009
"Hole in One"
2:58 pm on February 19th, 2009
Gary's caddie says, "It looks like a 1 and half kangaroo wind today."
3:00 pm on February 19th, 2009
"That reminds me - I better call my wife later today."
3:01 pm on February 19th, 2009
Is a kangaroo's pouch a moveable or immoveable obstruction?
3:17 pm on February 19th, 2009
That six iron is in here somewhere…
3:20 pm on February 19th, 2009
Those are the biggest gophers I've ever seen! Get me Carl Spackler!
4:07 pm on February 19th, 2009
Tuck your shirt in Gary!
4:17 pm on February 19th, 2009
"I found A-Rod cousin"
4:55 pm on February 19th, 2009
YOU DA' MARSUPIAL!!!
5:06 pm on February 19th, 2009
Caddyshack meets Kangaroo Jack.
5:11 pm on February 19th, 2009
I've been trying to get the beer-cart girls to do that for years!
5:38 pm on February 19th, 2009
Gary Lockerbie - " hey little kangaroo friend can you help me find my ball"
6:04 pm on February 19th, 2009
Golf's new version of the instant replay hood was not well-received by most tour pros.
6:09 pm on February 19th, 2009
"Hey Caddy-Roo! Stop looking — I'll just take a drop."
8:37 pm on February 19th, 2009
baby joey looks up and says are u my daddy? the male kangaroo replys maybe but your mom is a whore so who really nows!!!
10:01 pm on February 19th, 2009
"Where did I put that damn scorecard?"