SbB Caption Contest: Gary’s Golf Game Roo-ined

Hey there, readers! Keep your heads up, because it’s time for another wild & exotic edition of the ever-engrossing SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we check in on the Johnnie Walker Classic going down Down Under, as golfer Gary Lockerbie greets a couple of kangaroos on the green:

Gary Lockerbie kangaroos

Ok, so it’s not that hilarious of a description. Maybe you can do better! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in an Aussie accent in the end-of-the-day recap, with the first shrimp on the barbie on me!

So, good luck & good writing - and g’day, mate!

23 comments

  1. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    1:08 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Get a room, you two!

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:09 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Little kangaroo: "Dammit, I know I left my keys in here somewhere!"

  3. GravatarRod Allen
    1:10 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Somebody forgot to tie me kangaroo down, sport.

  4. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    1:13 pm on February 19th, 2009

    If John Daly was there, they would be having a kangaroo-a-que by now.

  5. GravatarKeyser Soze
    1:14 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Former Kangaroo President Bill Klintaroo interviews another intern.

  6. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:38 pm on February 19th, 2009

    As perfectly illustrated in this photo, Lockerbie needs to focus on his game and not focus on the kangaroos.

  7. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    1:39 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "I must have one Foster's too many - I'm seeing kangaroos on the fairway!"

  8. GravatarDrew
    1:54 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Dressed as a kangaroo A-Rod find a new place to hide from the paparazzi…

  9. GravatarSteroid Freek
    1:57 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Damn where did I place that shot of boli..I have a boxing match coming up and need the energy

  10. GravatarDave
    2:25 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "Hole in One"

  11. GravatarCane in Delaware
    2:58 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Gary's caddie says, "It looks like a 1 and half kangaroo wind today."

  12. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    3:00 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "That reminds me - I better call my wife later today."

  13. GravatarCane in Delaware
    3:01 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Is a kangaroo's pouch a moveable or immoveable obstruction?

  14. GravatarJimmy
    3:17 pm on February 19th, 2009

    That six iron is in here somewhere…

  15. GravatarCane in Delaware
    4:07 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Tuck your shirt in Gary!

  16. GravatarAnonymous
    4:17 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "I found A-Rod cousin"

  17. GravatarCane in Delaware
    4:55 pm on February 19th, 2009

    YOU DA' MARSUPIAL!!!

  18. GravatarQuack Attack
    5:06 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Caddyshack meets Kangaroo Jack.

  19. GravatarMostElectrifyingFan
    5:11 pm on February 19th, 2009

    I've been trying to get the beer-cart girls to do that for years!

  20. GravatarViceroy
    5:38 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Gary Lockerbie - " hey little kangaroo friend can you help me find my ball"

  21. GravatarThe Real BPR
    6:04 pm on February 19th, 2009

    Golf's new version of the instant replay hood was not well-received by most tour pros. 

  22. Gravatarpbrown
    6:09 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "Hey Caddy-Roo!  Stop looking — I'll just take a drop."

  23. Gravatararlo
    10:01 pm on February 19th, 2009

    "Where did I put that damn scorecard?"