SbB Caption Contest: Dukie Bedeviled from Behind

Hey readers! It’s time for another copacetic SbB Clever Caption Contest!

In continuing with the amusing theme previously established by Frank Lampard & John Terry and S.J. Sharkie, we present another case of coincidental pseudo-coitus. Today’s dynamic duo features Jon Scheyer of the Duke Blue Devils & Toney Douglas of the Florida State Seminoles:

Jon Scheyer Duke Toney Douglas Florida State

You know the drill - submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!


  1. GravatarKevin C
    1:38 pm on March 4th, 2009

    Now we know what the "F" in "FSU" stands for.

  2. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    1:45 pm on March 4th, 2009

    It's true - once you go black, you never go back.

  3. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    1:51 pm on March 4th, 2009

    Toney Douglas makes his own backdoor cut.

  4. GravatarZach
    1:59 pm on March 4th, 2009

    "I said be gentle!"

  5. GravatarHenry Hawkeye
    2:07 pm on March 4th, 2009

    That is one big ben-wa ball.

  6. GravatarEager Beaver
    3:38 pm on March 4th, 2009

    Jon & Toney have a little trouble playing leap frog.

  7. GravatarAbe Froman
    3:40 pm on March 4th, 2009

    Doesn't anybody know how to spell first names correctly anymore?

  8. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    3:50 pm on March 4th, 2009

    This kind of play takes balls.

  9. GravatarJohn
    7:59 am on March 5th, 2009

    There I was just looking for the handle on my ball when BAM, he took me from behind…